Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!

WELCOME to THURSDAY NOVEMBER 18, 2021

Marriage is Sharing…..
The old man placed an order for one hamburger, French fries, and a drink. He unwrapped the plain hamburger and carefully cut it in half, placing one half in front of his wife.
He then carefully counted out the French fries, dividing them into two piles and neatly placed one pile in front of his wife. He took a sip of the drink, his wife took a sip and then set the cup down between them. As he began to eat his few bites of hamburger, the people around them were looking over and whispering.
Obviously, they were thinking, “That poor old couple—all they can afford is one meal for the two of them.”
As the man began to eat his fries a young man came to the table and politely offered to buy another meal for the old couple. The old man said, they were just fine—they were used to sharing everything.
People closer to the table noticed the little old lady hadn’t eaten a bite. She sat there watching her husband eat and occasionally taking turns sipping the drink.. Again, the young man came over and begged them to let him buy another meal for them. This time the old woman said “No, thank you, we are used to sharing everything.”
Finally, as the old man finished and was wiping his face neatly with the napkin, the young man again came over to the little old lady who had yet to eat a single bite of food and asked “What is it you are waiting for?” She answered, “The Teeth.” 😳
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a GREAT THURSDAY people,
stay safe, and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁

q u o t e s o f t h e d a y

“There’s an event company that specializes in fake weddings. The idea is that many young people
don’t want to get married but they do want a wedding, so the company puts on a fake ceremony
and a fake reception. I can’t imagine writing ‘Will attend’ on an RSVP for a fake wedding. There are
already weddings for people who don’t want to get married – they’re called weddings.” -Jimmy Kimmel

“A Colorado man has been fined $1,000 for allegedly feeding bears for the third time in eight years.
Said the man, ‘Oh great, this is going to cost me another arm and a leg.'” -Seth Meyers

“Over the weekend a woman gave birth in a Barnes & Noble bookstore. Out of habit the parents briefly
looked over the newborn baby and then went home and bought a cheaper baby on Amazon.” -Conan O’Brien

Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
My husband and I decided to take our two children, then ages seven and three, to our favorite “adult” restaurant
for the first time. The younger child refused to stay in her seat and danced around our table. Her sister, tears rolling
down her face, laughed loudly at the three-year-old’s antics and pounded the table.
Beet-red with embarrassment, my husband warned them through clenched teeth,
“If you don’t start behaving, you’ll never eat out with us again!”
The man at the next table leaned over to his wife. “Look dear,” he said. “Quality time!” 😁😎

Wednesdays’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? “
“If someone sees you…it will be way too dangerous!”

Answer: The Thirteenth Year
Jess says this to Cody in “The Thirteenth Year”. He says this because he knows Cody’s secret and he tries to help him. It’ll be dangerous if someone finds out, because they might try and kill him. He says this to him when Cody is trying to teach Jess how to swim. This movie is about a boy named Cody who is becoming a ‘merman’ after he turns 13.

Thursday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from???
“Now you’ve done it.”

Wednesday’s Quizzler is….​
What phrase is this?

itsits diediediedie

Answer: It’s to die for!
itsits = its two = it’s to
diediediedie = die four = die for
This idiom refers to something that is greatly desired.

Thursday’s Quizzler is…….
This teaser is based on ‘funny’ alternative definitions a word could have if you broke the word up into its syllables and treated the syllables as words in themselves. I will provide a list of words or names and a list of definitions, it is your job to match them up.

They are meant to be a bit light hearted and may not have perfect pronunciation so work the words in your head a bit. Having the definitions should provide help in this regard. Also note that sometimes the ‘new word’ syllables may not only be using one syllable in the word.

An example would be:
Word: Contemplate “Con template”: A stencil that criminals are made from.

Baloney
Heroes
Carpet
Rationalise
Solvent

What a guy in a boat does
A vehicle’s under arm
Untruth’s that are.. errr.. sensible
Politically correct term for a hole in a shoe
Where some hemlines fall

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