WELCOME to FRIDAY DECEMBER 10, 2021
Here’s The Story…..
Mrs. Broomfield’s dishwasher quit working, so she called a repairman.
He couldn’t accommodate her with an evening appointment, and since she had to go to work the next day, she told him: “I’ll leave the key under the mat. Fix the dishwasher, leave the bill on the counter, and I’ll mail you the check. By the way, don’t worry about my Rottweiler. He won’t bother you. But, whatever you do, do not under any circumstances talk to my parrot!” When the repairman arrived at Mrs. Broomfield’s apartment the next day, he discovered the biggest and meanest looking Rottweiler he had ever seen. But, just like she had said, the dog just lay there on the carpet, watching the repairman go about his business. However, the whole time he was there, the parrot drove him nuts with his incessant squawking and talking. Finally the repairman couldn’t contain himself any longer and yelled: “Shut up, you stupid bird!” To which the parrot replied: “Get him, Brutus!
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a GREAT WEEKEND people,
stay safe, and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁
q u o t e s o f t h e d a y
“My cousin just died. He was only 19. He got stung
by a bee – the natural enemy of a tightrope walker.”
~ Dan Rather
“I saw a woman wearing a sweatshirt with
‘Guess’ on it. I said, “Thyroid problem?”
~ Arnold Schwarzenegger
“Honesty is the key to a relationship.
If you can fake that, you’re in.”
~ Courtney Cox
“Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a
sport for black men. Golf is a sport for white
men dressed like black pimps.”
~ Tiger Woods
“I read somewhere that 77 per cent of all the mentally
ill live in poverty. Actually, I’m more intrigued by the 23
per cent who are apparently doing quite well for themselves.”
~ Jerry Garcia
“I discovered I scream the same way whether I’m about
to be devoured by a Great White or if a piece of seaweed touches my foot.”
~ Axel Rose
“Capital punishment turns the state into a murderer. But
imprisonment turns the state into a gay dungeon-master.”
~ Rev. Jesse Jackson
Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
My sister and I were out on the town one night when we ran into a man I knew.
“You’re sisters?” he asked incredulously. “You look nothing alike.
Pointing to her nose and my chin, my sister said, “Different plastic surgeons.” 😳
Thursdays’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? “
“Why? Why this cruelty? You know I love him.”
“Then you’d better stop.”
Answer: The Other Boleyn Girl!
This movie centres on the intrigue, seduction and betrayal inherent in Henry VIII’s court and his encompassing desire for a son. Henry falls in love with newly married Mary, but while she’s in confinement his affections turn to her sister Anne, who plays on his wish for a legitimate son. She steals the King’s fickle affection away from Mary, who has since fallen in love with Henry, and marries him herself. This act brings about his divorce from Katherine of Aragon, his excommunication from the Roman Catholic church and ultimately, the execution of both Anne and her brother George.
Friday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from???
“You’re a brave man. Go and break through the lines. And remember, while you’re out there risking your life and limb through shot and shell, we’ll be in here thinking what a sucker you are.”?
Thursday’s Quizzler is….
Here is a group of common three-letter words. Can you take these and turn them into half as many 6 letter words? Each three-letter word is used only once.
bar, bit, box, boy, car, day, den, dim, fly, hid, low, now, nut, pan, pea, sun, ten, try, win, wit
Friday’s Quizzler is…….
Without changing the order of the letters, place the four letter words on the dashes to form eight letter words. All the words will not be used.
Veto, Lent, Rake, Hilt, Clam, Abut, Tile
- _ um_ _ i _ y
- Pro _ _ _ i _
- _ err _ b _ _
- _ _ xa _ i _ n
- Ove _ t _ _ _
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