WELCOME to THURSDAY DECEMBER 16, 2021
Here’s The Story…..
One day, on the savannah, a lion, a cheetah, an elephant and a warthog were all sitting around after
their respective meals and discussing which species has the biggest potential for success. The elephant suggested that they settle this, once and for all, and that they take a cue from humans and test this by starting their own businesses, and then checking in in a month to see who did best.
The Warthog decided to hire other warthogs to occupy the shadiest groves, and then charged animals $5 to lay in the shade. The Elephant built an elaborate harness for his back, and charged other animals $15 for elephant rides. The Lion started a personal protection racket, offering gazelles protection from the lions in exchange for a fee of $10. But the Cheetah had the best idea of all, starting a courier service, using his incredible speed to bring messages from animal to animal, all across the savannah, for $20. Within weeks, all the animals were using the Cheetah’s service to
communicate, while the lion, elephant, and warthog sat mostly idle. Finally, a month had passed, and the elephant, cheetah, warthog, and lion met up again with their bank statements to
try and guess who might win. The Warthog had earned $150, the Elephant had earned $185, the Lion had earned $200. But Cheetah’s bank statement showed only $2. The other animals were shocked, because “Fast Cat Courier” was the most successful business by far. The other animals asked Cheetah what went wrong. “Business has been great,” the spotted cat said, “but alas, Cheetahs never prosper.”
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a GREAT THURSDAY people,
stay safe, and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁
q u o t e s o f t h e d a y
“New York woman is suing her surgeon claiming he was on his cell phone during her operation.
In response, the doctor said, ‘For your information, I was Googling how to perform surgery.'” -Conan O’Brien
“A new study found that running for two minutes is just as good for you as working out for 90 minutes. That doesn’t sound like a study it sounds like something a chubby guy says after being on the treadmill for two minutes.” -Jimmy Fallon
“There’s a holiday gift giving trend that’s supposedly on the rise this year called self-gifting, meaning
it’s OK to buy a gift for yourself. But buying a gift and wrapping it for yourself, that’s just pathetic.” -Jimmy Kimmel
Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
In German Prisoner-of-War camps, escapes were a a major problem, so they would try to break the prisoners’ spirits by making them do mindless things. In particular, they would make the prisoners stand in a line and all move their heads like a clock back and forth and say, ‘tick tock tick tock.’
Some prisoners, unable to escape or otherwise change their situation, chose a very subtle rebellion. They would do the head motions, but instead of ‘tick tock tick tock’, they would wait until the guards were further down the line and switch to ‘tick tick tick.’ None of the guards noticed this was going on for many months, until finally, a young lieutenant was caught ticking by a senior SS Captain walking behind the line. The captain stopped the exercise, walked over, face-to-face with the young man, and
“A rebel. Vell, don’t vorry, ve have vays of making you tock.’
Wednesdays’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? “
“When I sit, you sit. When I kneel, you kneel. Et cetera, et cetera, et cetera!”
Answer: The King and I!
Anna (Kerr) is contracted to teach English to the children of the Royal Household of the King of Siam (Brynner). Being of English descent, Anna struggles to come to terms with the customs of life in Bangkok. Eventually she and King Mongkut fall in love, but due to her upbringing, she cannot condone joining the King’s harem.
Thursday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from???
“It’s an antique. They don’t make ’em like this anymore. Sturdy, heavy, dull. I’m gonna want some gas fer this.”
“Oh, thank God. I thought you weren’t gonna use any.”
Wednesday’s Quizzler is….
The same five-letter word can be added to either the front or back, but not both, of the following
words to create four new words. Can you determine what the five-letter word’s identity is?
Answer: The word you need is STONE.
Thursday’s Quizzler is…….
Thirty men with ladies, two,
Standing around with nothing to do,
Dressed in formal, black and white,
Yet when they move it begins a fight.
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