WELCOME to FRIDAY DECEMBER 17, 2021
Here’s The Story…..
The Presbyterian Church called a meeting to decide what to do about their squirrels. After much prayer and consideration, they determined the squirrels were predestined to be there and they shouldn’t interfere with God’s divine will. At the Baptist Church the squirrels had taken an interest in the baptistery. The Elders met and decided to put a water slide on the baptistery and let the squirrels drown themselves. The squirrels liked the slide and unfortunately, knew instinctively
how to swim so twice as many squirrels showed up the following week. The Episcopal Church decided that they were not in a position to harm any of God’s creatures. So, they humanely trapped their squirrels and set them free near the Baptist Church. Two weeks later the squirrels were back when the Baptists took down the water slide. But the Catholic Church came up with a very creative strategy. They baptized all the squirrels and consecrated them as members of the church. Now they only see them on Christmas and Easter. Not much was heard from the Jewish Synagogue, but it’s rumored that they took one squirrel and circumcised him. They haven’t seen a squirrel on their property since !!!
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a GREAT WEEKEND people,
stay safe, and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁
q u o t e s o f t h e d a y
Plant your garden and decorate your own soul, instead
of waiting for someone to bring you flowers.
Jose Luis Borges
To see a world in a grain of sand and a heaven in a wildflower,
hold infinity in the palm of your hand and eternity in an hour.
There is only one thing that makes a dream
impossible to achieve: the fear of failure.
Forgive others, not because they deserve forgiveness,
but because you deserve peace.
Jonathan Lockwood Hule
Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
My brother Scott brought over a photo album of his camping trip. One picture showed a
brown bear helping itself to his food. “What kind of bear is that?” I asked.
“It’s called a Kodiak,” Scott replied.
“Oh, yeah?” my husband Keith shot back. “And I suppose those white ones in the Arctic are called Polaroids.” 😳
Thursdays’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? “
“It’s an antique. They don’t make ’em like this anymore. Sturdy, heavy, dull. I’m gonna want some gas fer this.” “Oh, thank God. I thought you weren’t gonna use any.”
Answer: Little Shop of Horrors!
Despite the title, this is a comedy. In this scene, nerdish flower shop employee Seymour Krelborn (Rick Moranis) is nervous in the dentist chair of sadistic dentist Orin Scrivello (Steve Martin). When he observes apprehensively that the drill looks rusty, Dr. Scrivello comments with line one. When a relieved Seymour says line two, Dr. Scrivello says, “Oh, the gas isn’t for you Seymour, it’s for me. You see, I wanna really enjoy this.” The scenes between the doctor and masochist patient Arthur Denton (Bill Murray) are hilarious (“I definitely need a long, slow root canal.”). In the 1987 Academy Awards “Little Shop of Horrors” was nominated for two awards, including Best Special Effects, but didn’t win either. The voice of the man-eating plant Audrey II (“Feed me, Seymour!”) was provided by Levi Stubbs, the bass singer for Motown singing group The Four Tops. This movie was based on an off-Broadway musical, which in turn was based on a 1960 low-budget film.
Friday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from???
“It seemed like a good idea at the time.”
“Mr. Verger, you indicated that you’ve received some kind of new information.”
Thursday’s Quizzler is….
Thirty men with ladies, two,
Standing around with nothing to do,
Dressed in formal, black and white,
Yet when they move it begins a fight.
Answer: A chess match
Friday’s Quizzler is…….
I am bound in a book but you cannot read me,
I am struck and played but not musically,
I am your equal in skill and also in stature,
I am used in heat and light manufacture.
What am I?
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