Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!


ATD/ At The Doctor’s
BFF/ Best Friend Fainted
BTW/ Bring The Wheelchair
BYOT/ Bring Your Own Teeth
CBM/ Covered By Medicare
CGU/ Can’t get up
CUATSC/ See you At The Senior Center
DWL/ Driving While Incontinent
FWB/ Friend With Beta Blockers
FWIW/ Forgot Where I was
FYI/ Found Your Insulin
GGPBL/ Gotta Go Pacemaker Battery Low!
GHA/ Got Heartburn Again
HGBM/ Had Good Bowel Movement
IMHO/ Is My Hearing –Aid On?
LMDO/ Laughing My Dentures Out
LOL/ Living On Lipitor
OMMR/ On My Massage Recliner
OMSG/ Oh My! Sorry Gas
ROFL…CGU/ Rolling On The Floor Laughing…And Can’t Get Up
TTYL/ Talk To You Louder
WAITT/ Who Am I talking To?
WTFA/ Wet The Furniture Again
WTP/ Where’s The Prunes?
HYSMC/ Have You Seen My Cellphone?

That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a HAPPY TUESDAY people,
stay safe, and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁

q u o t e s o f t h e d a y

“It is officially one week until Christmas. That means if you’re a guy, you
have six days until you have to start shopping.” -Conan O’Brien

“Ninety-nine percent of the eggnog purchased all year is purchased during the week before Christmas. And 99 percent of that eggnog is poured down the drain during the week after Christmas.” -Jimmy Kimmel

“We are just one week away from Christmas. Which means today is that special day when
husbands tell their wives, ‘I give up. Just tell me what you want.'” -Jimmy Fallon

Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
A man is sitting in a fancy restaurant when his food finally arrives at his table. As the plate is being served the man notices the waiter has his thumb resting on the edge of his steak.
“Umm, excuse me,” the man says, “but I couldn’t help but notice you had your thumb on my steak.”
“Yes, I know, sir,” the waiter responds, “but I didn’t want to drop it again.” 😳

Mondays’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? “
“Got that boys? Now he’s got his wife doing his fightin’ for him.”
“Yeah. Ain’t she something?”

Answer: Cinderella Man!
In the events leading up to this scene boxing promoter Jimmy Johnston (Bruce McGill) gives a restaurant meal to boxer Jim Braddock (Russell Crowe), his wife Mae (Renée Zellweger), and manager Joe Gould (Paul Giamatti). He knows current heavyweight boxing champion Max Baer (Craig Bierko) and some press photographers will be present and hopes for some prefight publicity for an upcoming match between them. When Baer says to Mae, “You are far too pretty to be a widow.” and then adds “On second thought, maybe I can comfort you after he’s gone.” Mae throws her drink in Max’s face. Baer then says line one to the photographers and Braddock replies with line two. This movie tells the true story of a Depression-era boxer who is supposedly washed up but who goes on to become the world heavyweight champion. In the 2006 Academy Awards “Cinderella Man” was nominated for three Oscars but didn’t win any. Paul Giamatti was nominated for Best Supporting Actor but lost to George Clooney in “Syriana.” Russell Crowe suffered numerous injuries in filming the boxing sequences in this movie. During training he dislocated his shoulder. Professional boxers played Braddock’s opponents during these scenes. Even though they were instructed to avoid hitting his face, sometimes they couldn’t pull back in time and ended up injuring Crowe. He wound up suffering from several concussions and cracked teeth.

Tuesday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from???
“Excuse me, what did you say?”
“Magua said he understands the English very well.”

Monday’s Quizzler is….​
The following riddle was originally printed in 1867 in “London Society”.
On six feet, I am a noxious drink,
Of whose effects you shudder to think.
Change only my second foot, and then
You convert me into a horrible den
Where the culprit, who gave the noxious drink,
Awaits the fate of which you shudder to think.

Answer: poison/prison
“On six feet” means a six letter word. The first two lines refer to poison. The next two lines refer to prison. The last two refers to where “the culprit” who gave you the poison would go — prison.

Tuesday’s Quizzler is…….
Welcome to the Missing Idioms language game! An idiom is a speech form or an expression of a given language that is peculiar to itself grammatically or, cannot be understood from the individual meanings of its elements, as in “keep tabs on”.

Below you will find 10 sentences, with the missing idiom in brackets, (…). To solve the game, you will need to complete each sentence with an idiom, but there is a twist to it. Each round you will be given a Main Clue and, all missing idioms must relate to it.

The Main Clue for this round is “Animals”, therefore all missing idioms must relate to animals. Good luck and enjoy!

  1. He shouldn’t (complain if a gift is not perfect) and should be happy that he got a present from her.
  2. The little boy kept asking many questions until his mother finally said (that wanting to find out so much about everything will get him into trouble).
  3. Please (be patient and wait) while I make a phone call. There is no need to rush into things.
  4. Their computer software patent is a (good source of money) for their company.
  5. The little boys thought that their friend was (easily frightened) because he wouldn’t play with the dog.
  6. The supervisor has a reputation for (watching and controlling, keeping a close eye on) the workers.
  7. When the police arrived, the two men looked frightened and suddenly (ran away from the scene).
  8. I heard about the plans for the new magazine article (directly from the person responsible).
  9. The car engine stopping while driving on the freeway was the (thing that finally made me decide to do something). Therefore, I sold the car.
  10. He (misjudged his chance of success) when he found an unreliable partner for his business.

LOOK for answers to today’s quizzlers in WEDNESDAY’S Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers & Teases! 😎 Like this newsletter? Want to receive it daily? Also, if you are on the list and do not want to continue to receive this email and would like your name removed from this distribution list, please send an email to the Eucman at Eucstraman@hotmail.com., https://dailyjokesquotesquizzlersandteases.wordpress.com/

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