WELCOME to TUESDAY DECEMBER 28, 2021
Musicians? Oh yeah, we think outside the Bach’s.
What do you call a pianist who throws trash everywhere? Litterachi.
What do you call a gingerbread man with one leg bitten off? Limp Bizkit.
My neighbors are listening to great music. Whether they like it or not.
What do you call a singing laptop? A Dell.
Why can’t skeletons play church music? Because they have no organs.
Why did the guitarist get fired as a carpenter? He was shredding the floor.
Why was Mozart a child prodigy? All his early pieces were in A sharp minor.
A drum rolled down a hill. Ba-dum tsssh!
How do you tell the difference between a violinist and a dog? The dog knows when to stop scratching.
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a HAPPY TUESDAY people,
stay safe, and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁
q u o t e s o f t h e d a y
“A new study found that parents who only have daughters are more likely to be Republican,
which I guess explains why my Dad registered as Republican when he saw me throw a football.” -Jimmy Fallon
“Hundreds of flights were cancelled today at the world’s busiest airport in Atlanta due to a massive
power outage yesterday. Experts are saying this could lead to as many as 30 texts from your mother.” Seth Meyers
“Christmas is a strange holiday. It’s Jesus’ birthday. But Nobody knows Jesus’ exact birthday
because he refuses to sign up for Facebook.” Jimmy Kimmel
Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
Every December it was the same excruciating tradition. Our family would get up at the crack of dawn,
go to a Christmas tree farm and tromp across acres of snow in search of the perfect tree. Hours later
our feet would be freezing, but Mom would press on, convinced the tree of her dreams was “just up ahead.” One year I snapped. “Mom, face it. The perfect tree doesn’t exist. It’s like looking for a man. Just be satisfied if you can find one that isn’t dead, doesn’t have too many bald spots and is straight.” 😳
Fridays’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? “
“We don’t care about money here.”
“Well, that’s because you have it.”
Answer: The Aviator!
In this scene Howard Hughes (Leonardo DiCaprio) is having lunch with the family of his current girlfriend, actress Katherine Hepburn (Cate Blanchett), at their Connecticut estate. Her mother (Frances Conroy) haughtily says, “We’re all socialists here.” and “I will not have you sniggering at Mr. Roosevelt.” She then says line one and Howard immediately comes back with line two. This movie is an entertaining biopic about the life of the brilliant but eccentric billionaire Howard Hughes. It follows his career from movie producer to airplane designer to major player in TWA Airlines into germophobic mental illness. In the 2005 Academy Awards “The Aviator” won five Oscars and was nominated for six more, including Best Picture (but lost to “Million Dollar Baby”). In preparation for her role as Katharine Hepburn, Cate Blanchett did daily voice exercises to help her accurately reproduce Hepburn’s distinctive upper class New England accent. She also learned to play tennis and golf and took cold showers, something Hepburn was known for. The beginning of Howard Hughes’ huge fortune was inherited from his father, a noted designer of oil drilling bits from Houston, Texas.
Tuesday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from???
“Mr. Hammond, after careful consideration, I’ve decided NOT to endorse your park.”
“So have I.”
Friday’s Quizzler is….
Welcome! My desk can be called the NICETIES PORT,
I know who comes and goes; I have ENTIRE OPTICS.
I often serve another role, not as a TIE INSPECTOR,
But as one who writes memos and NOTICES TRIPE.
My notes are complete, not just TOPIC ENTRIES,
I’m often asked for details and to RECITE POINTS.
Photocopier problems? I can help with TINT, RECOPIES,
I track expenses, I am who you bring RECEIPTS IN TO.
Who am I?
Answer: Receptionist. The receptionist sometimes only receives visitors and
answers the telephone, but in many offices also performs many secretarial functions.
Tuesday’s Quizzler is…….
Each of the following clues describes two words. One of the words is a type of flower. The other word is that flower with one of the following changes: a letter added anywhere (tall stall), a letter deleted anywhere (statice static), a letter changed anywhere (supine lupine). There is no rearrangement of the other letters. No flower is used more than once.
1) This is a sly flower.
2) This is an abusive flower.
3) This is a quicker flower.
4) This is a lively flower.
5) This flower is a bird.
6) This flower is held in servitude to work off a debt.
7) This is what a flower uses for smelling.
8) These are thick earthenware pots made from a flower.
9) This is a lid made from a flower.
10) This is a liquor made from a flower.
11) This is a raised platform for a flower.
12) These are kitchen utensils for a flower.
LOOK for answers to today’s quizzlers in WEDNESDAY’S Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers & Teases! 😎 Like this newsletter? Want to receive it daily? Also, if you are on the list and do not want to continue to receive this email and would like your name removed from this distribution list, please send an email to the Eucman at Eucstraman@hotmail.com., https://dailyjokesquotesquizzlersandteases.wordpress.com/
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