Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!


More New Year’s Eve Punagraphy…

I promise not to make any bad New Year’s Eve jokes…
For the rest of the year.

Happy New Year’s Eve, everybody!
And to all you men’s rights activists out there, Happy New Year’s Adam.

A guy walked into his local bar on New Year’s Eve and ordered a drink.
As midnight approached, he raised in glass in a toast, “Let’s all begin this year standing
beside the person who has made this past year worth living.”
The poor bartender was nearly crushed to death.

Every year on New Year’s Eve, when everyone’s counting down the final 10 seconds to ring
in the new year, I get up off the couch and stand up. I stand up and raise my left leg and
just leave it raised for a little while until the countdown finishes and midnight strikes
That way I always start the new year off on the right foot.

I had to throw out all the snacks my wife made for New Year’s Eve as soon as the ball dropped.
They were a year old.

I don’t know why people expect Times Square to put on a decent New Year’s Eve show.
They’re always dropping the ball.

Where can you practice multiplication tables on New Year’s Eve?
Times Square.

What do ducks pop on New Year’s Eve?
Fire quackers.

Where did the keys on a computer keyboard go to celebrate New Year’s Eve?
To the space bar.

That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a GREAT NEW YEAR’S WEEKEND people,
stay safe, and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁

q u o t e s o f t h e d a y

May the New Year 2022 bring you more
happiness, success, love and blessings!

Praying that you have a truly remarkable and blissful
year ahead! Happy new year to you and your family!

Here’s hoping that the new year brings us lots of new and exciting
opportunities in our lives. This new year will be our year. Happy New Year!

May this coming year bless you with love, peace, and empowerment.
Wishing you and all of your loved one’s health and happiness in the new year.

Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
An old woman called her husband during his drive home on New Year’s Eve,
“Herman, I just heard on the news that there’s a car going the wrong way on Interstate 90, Please be careful!” Herman replied, “It’s not just one car, Ethel. There’s hundreds of them!” 😳

Thursdays’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? “
“That boy is a P-I-G pig.”
“See if you can guess…what I am now.”

Answer: Animal House!
In this scene John “Bluto” Blutarsky (John Belushi) joins five other students at a booth in the Faber College cafeteria and proceeds to shovel food into his mouth. After watching this a disgusted Barbara “Babs” Jansen (Martha Smith) remarks with line one. Bluto then asks line two and stuffs more food into his mouth until his cheeks bulge like a squirrel’s. When everybody seems puzzled, he hits his cheeks, spraying them with food and says, “I’m a zit. Get it?”
“Animal House” won a 1979 People’s Choice award but no Oscars. The screenplay for this movie was co-written by Doug Kenny, Harold Ramis and Chris Miller. Kenny played Stork in the movie (“What should we do, you moron?”) and was a co-founder of the humor magazine “National Lampoon”. Co-writer Chris Miller’s own fraternity experiences were the basis of several published stories starting in 1974, and these were turned into the movie. Ramis later went on to be a co-writer for the movies “Meatballs,” “Caddyshack,” “Stripes” and “Ghost Busters.

Friday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from???
“Back when I was picking beans in Guatemala, we used to make fresh coffee, right off the trees.”


Thursday’s Quizzler is….​
When you curtail a word, you remove the last letter and still have a valid word. You will be given clues for the two words, longer word first.
Example: Begin -> Heavenly body
Answer: The words are Start and Star.

  1. Head and shoulders sculpture -> Large vehicle
  2. Vision -> Audibly let out breath from sorrow
  3. Idea; mental process -> However
  4. Unable to remember -> Create by hammering; counterfeit
  5. Something that happens -> Level; balanced
  6. Portion; divide -> Average or normal amount
  7. Light hit in golf -> Place in a location
  8. Light hit in baseball -> Small bread loaf

Answer: 1. Bust -> Bus

  1. Sight -> Sigh
  2. Thought -> Though
  3. Forget -> Forge
  4. Event -> Even
  5. Part -> Par
  6. Putt -> Put
  7. Bunt -> Bun

Friday’s Quizzler is…….
Looking at the 3 “equations” below, what is the answer to the 4th one?

8 + 2 = 16106
5 + 4 = 2091
9 + 6 = 54153
7 + 3 = ?

LOOK for answers to today’s quizzlers in NEXT YEAR’S Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers & Teases! 😎 Like this newsletter? Want to receive it daily? Also, if you are on the list and do not want to continue to receive this email and would like your name removed from this distribution list, please send an email to the Eucman at,


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