Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!


Here’s The Story……
Victor saw a sign in the window of Barney’s Restaurant, Droitwich Spa, UK, that read ‘Unusual Breakfast’. Always an adventurous eater, Victor went in and sat down. The waitress brought him his pot of tea and asked him what he wanted to eat. ‘What’s does your unusual breakfast include?’ he asked politely. ‘Baked tongue of chicken!’ she replied with a grin. ‘Baked tongue of chicken?… baked tongue of chicken! Do you have any idea how disgusting that is? I would never even consider eating anything that came out of a chicken’s mouth!’ Victor cried. Undaunted, the waitress asked, ‘What would you like then?’ ‘Oh, just bring me some scrambled eggs,’ Victor replied. 😳😁😎
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a HAPPY TUESDAY people,
stay safe, and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁

q u o t e s o f t h e d a y

“As he read, I fell in love the way you fall asleep:
slowly, and then all at once.” – John Green

“Loved you yesterday, love you still,
always have, always will.” – Elaine Davis

“I saw that you were perfect, and so I loved you.
Then I saw that you were not perfect and
I loved you even more.” – Angelita Lim

“I love you not only for what you are, but for what
I am when I am with you. I love you not only for what
you have made of yourself, but for what you are making of me.
I love you for the part of me that you bring out.” – Elizabeth Barrett Browning

“Thinking of you keeps me awake. Dreaming of you keeps
me asleep. Being with you keeps me alive.” – Unknown

“I need you like a heart needs a beat.” – Unknown

“When I say I love you more, I don’t mean I love you more than you love me.
I mean I love you more than the bad days ahead of us, I love you more than
any fight we will ever have. I love you more than the distance between us,
I love you more than any obstacle that could try and come between us.
I love you the most.” – Unknown

Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
An elderly Italian man lay dying in his bed. While suffering the agonies of impending death,
he suddenly smelled the aroma of his favorite Italian anisette sprinkle
biscuits wafting up the stairs. Gathering his remaining strength, he lifted himself from the bed.
Leaning against the wall, he slowly made his way out of the bedroom, and with even greater effort, gripping the railing with both hands he crawled downstairs. With labored breath, he leaned against the doorframe, gazing into the kitchen. Where if not for death’s agony, he would have thought himself already in heaven, for there, spread out upon waxed paper on the kitchen table were literally hundreds of his favorite anisette sprinkled biscuits. Was it heaven? Or was it one final act of heroic love from his devoted Italian wife of sixty years, seeing to it that he left this world a happy man?
Mustering one great final effort, he threw himself towards the table, landing on his knees in a crumpled posture. His parched lips parted, the wondrous taste of the biscuit was already in his mouth, seemingly bringing him back to life. The aged and withered hand trembled on its way to a biscuit at the edge of the table, when it was suddenly smacked with a spatula by his wife….. ‘Back off!’ she said, ‘they’re for the funeral.’ 😳

Mondays’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? “
“Name a shrub after me. Something prickly and hard to eradicate.”
“A shrub? Nonsense. I’ll name a great tortoise after you.”

Answer: Master and Commander: The Far Side of the World
In this scene Capt. Jack Aubrey (Russell Crowe) and Dr. Stephen Maturin (Paul Bettany), surgeon aboard the British warship HMS Surprise during the Napoleonic Wars, are discussing Dr. Maturin’s plan to explore the Galapagos Islands. The doctor hopes to discover some unknown plants or animals and name something after his friend. Capt. Aubrey says line one and Dr. Maturin replies with line two. In the 2004 Academy Awards “Master and Commander: The Far Side of the World” won two Oscars and was nominated in eight other categories, including Best Picture (but lost to “The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King”). The screenplay for this movie is based on two novels: “Master and Commander” and “The Far Side of the World.” Both are by Patrick O’Brian.

Tuesday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from???
“I see dead people.”
“In your dreams?”

Monday’s Quizzler is….​
In the following sentence, fill in the blanks with three words that are the same except for their first letters.

The _ would __ with soap than with body wash.

Answer: The BATHER would RATHER LATHER with soap than with body wash.

Tuesday’s Quizzler is…….
A 3-letter word has been taken out of each of the following words. Can you figure it out?

_ _ IO

C _ ER

W _ H

O _ _OR

LOOK for answers to today’s quizzlers in WEDNESDAY’S Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers & Teases! 😎 Like this newsletter? Want to receive it daily? Also, if you are on the list and do not want to continue to receive this email and would like your name removed from this distribution list, please send an email to the Eucman at Eucstraman@hotmail.com., https://dailyjokesquotesquizzlersandteases.wordpress.com/

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