Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!

WELCOME to MONDAY MARCH 12, 2022

Here’s The Story…
A very poor woman with a small family called-in to a radio station asking for help from God.
A non-believer man who was also listening to this radio program decided to make fun of the woman.
He got her address, called his secretary and ordered her to buy a large amount of foodstuffs and take to the woman. However, he sent it with the following instruction: “When the woman asks who sent the food, tell her that its from the devil.” When the secretary arrived at the woman’s house, the woman was so happy and grateful for the help that had been received. She started putting the food inside her small house. The Secretary then asked her, ”Don’t you want to know who sent the food?”
The woman replied, ”No, I don’t even care because when GOD orders, even the devil obeys
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a GREAT MONDAY people,
stay safe, and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁

q u o t e s o f t h e d a y

“Climate change could eventually wipe out crops like strawberries and grapes.
Even worse, that means edible arrangements will soon be 100
percent cantaloupe.” -Jimmy Fallon

“In honor of International Women’s Day, McDonald’s is flipping its golden arches
to resemble a W instead of an M. And we can’t even show you
what they did over at Hooters.” -Seth Meyers

“Apple’s new futuristic headquarters, Apple Park in Cupertino, California, is having
some problems. The building is filled with so much clear glass that employees
have reportedly been walking into glass walls. I guess Apple shouldn’t
have installed windows.” -James Corden 😁

Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
Heavy snow had buried my van in our driveway. My husband, Scott, dug around the wheels,
rocked the van back and forth and finally pushed me free. I was on the road when I heard an
odd noise. I got on my cell and called home. “Thank God you answered,” I said when Scott
picked up. “There’s this alarming sound coming under the van. For a minute I thought
I was dragging you down the highway.”
“And you didn’t stop?” 😳

Fridays’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? “
“I told you, l don’t want you riding with me no more.”
“You still owe me $200.”

Answer: Paper Moon!
In this scene the truck belonging to con man Moses “Moze” Pray (Ryan O’Neal) has quit just outside Joplin, Missouri, after he dropped off young Addie Loggins (Tatum O’Neal, who is Ryan’s real-life daughter) at her aunt’s house. In the events leading up to this scene, Moze has agreed to deliver Addie to her aunt, after her mother died. However, once she is there, Addie decides she’d rather be with Moze, conning strangers with imprinted bibles. When Moze spots her running after him he disgustedly says line one. Addie defiantly replies with line two.

Monday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from???
“You prove my point.”
“I hate the British! You are defeated but you have no shame. You are stubborn but you have no pride.
You endure but you have no courage. I hate the British!”

Friday’s Quizzler is….
In this teaser you have been given two (2) clues in each line. Each answer to the clue comprises six (6) letters. Each 6-letter word differs by only one (1) letter, which I have given you. Your task is to discover the answers to the clues provided. The order of the letters do not change.

Example:

Remove _ _ _ I _ _ / _ _ _ U _ _ Justify

Answer:

E X C (I) S E / E X C (U) S E

Pliant _ _ _ _ _ E / _ _ _ _ _ Y Stash
Inundate _ _ _ _ G _ / _ _ _ _ X _ Elegant
Expenditure P _ _ _ _ _ / L _ _ _ _ _ Spread
Chevron _ _ _ _ P _ / _ _ _ _ K _ Hit

ANSWER: 1. Supple Supply

Deluge Deluxe
Payout Layout
Stripe Strike

Monday’s Quizzler is…….
I am not a human, nor am I an animal.
I have eyes, but cannot see,
and I have hair that you cannot comb.
My brown skin has several layers but this seems a paradox,
because one is smooth and the other is hard.
My skin protects my soft white flesh;
and within my flesh is my opaque blood.

What am I?

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