WELCOME to FRIDAY MARCH 18, 2022

Here’s The Story…
A man who had spent 20 years in prison for bank robbery back in 1973
thought he would try again in 2013 in Spotsylvania County, Virginia, USA. He
demanded and received several thousand dollars from two surprised bank
cashiers and as he fled, he spilled $100 notes in his wake as he attempted to
stuff the cash into his pockets and get away.

When he reached his hired getaway car, he realized that he had locked his
keys inside. This bungling burglar promptly took to his heels and fled the
scene on foot followed by two passersby who grabbed him. The fleeing felon
attempted to pull out his gun but failed, and shot himself in his leg but
kept fighting his would-be arresters; one of whom shot the suspect.

The local police have charged the robber with 8 felonies, including
robbery and 2 counts of attempted murder. The suspect was attended to in
hospital and recovered. No, you couldn’t make up a story like that.
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a GREAT WEEKEND people,
stay safe, and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁

q u o t e s o f t h e d a y

“A hero is an ordinary individual who finds the strength
to persevere and endure in spite of overwhelming obstacles.”
Christopher Reeve.

“Be strong, be fearless, be beautiful. And believe that anything
is possible when you have the right people there to support you.”
Misty Copeland.

“For what it’s worth: It’s never too late to be whoever you want
to be. I hope you live a life you’re proud of, and if you find you’re not,
I hope you have the strength to start over again.”
F. Scott Fitzgerald.

“Be sure you put your feet in
the right place, then stand firm.”
Abraham Lincoln.

“Strength does not come from physical
capacity. It comes from an indomitable will.”
Mahatma Gandhi

Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
A woman came home to find her retired husband waving a rolled up newspaper round his head.
Wife: ‘What are you doing dear?’
Husband: ‘Swatting flies – I got 3 males and 2 females’
Wife: ‘How on earth do you know which gender they were?’
Husband: ‘Easy – 3 were on the beer, and the other 2 were on the phone’ 😳

Thursdays’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? “
“There. That oughta’ do it.”
[after a huge explosion] “Think ya used enough dynamite there?

Answer: Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid!
In this scene Butch Cassidy (Paul Newman), The Sundance Kid (Robert Redford) and their gang have just robbed a train. Butch has set a dynamite charge to blow open the safe in the train’s baggage car and says line one. However, he uses way too much dynamite and it blows not only the safe open but also destroys the railway car. As the paper bills inside the safe float to earth Sundance sarcastically says line two. Just after this explosion a train whistle blows. One of the cars contains a posse of mounted Pinkerton detectives, who immediately leap out of their car and give chase. However, it was found, in filming, that the rapid succession of mounted men exiting could best be achieved by building a ramp up to the car on the back (unseen) side of the car and having them ride up this ramp and then immediately leap out the other side. In the 1970 Academy Awards, “Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid” was nominated in seven categories, including Best Picture (but lost to “Midnight Cowboy”). It did win four Oscars.

Friday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from???
“He doesn’t have a passport.”
“For the last six months, he’s gone to Harvard and Berkeley. I’m betting he can get a passport.”

Thursday’s Quizzler is….​
Decapitate me and all becomes equal. Then truncate me and I become second. Cut me front and back and I become two less than I started.

What am I?

ANSWER: The word Seven.
seven
even (equal)
eve (2nd person, according to the Bible)
v (Roman numeral five; two less than seven)
Now you get it 😀

Friday’s Quizzler is…….
Read the sentence below and determine what the four uppercase words have in common.

As you put down your bowl of STEW and take your SEAT, you let out a SHOUT and leap back up; you sat on a THORN!

LOOK for answers to today’s quizzlers in MONDAY’S Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers & Teases! 😎 Like this newsletter? Want to receive it daily? Also, if you are on the list and do not want to continue to receive this email and would like your name removed from this distribution list, please send an email to the Eucman at Eucstraman@hotmail.com., https://dailyjokesquotesquizzlersandteases.wordpress.com/

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