WELCOME to WEDNESDAY MARCH 23, 2022
Here’s The Story…
Finding one of her pupils making faces at others on the playground,
Miss Barker, their teacher, stopped to gently reprove the child.
Smiling sweetly, the Sunday School teacher said, ‘Tony, when I was a
child, I was told if that I made ugly faces, it would freeze and I would
stay like that.’ Tony looked up, smiled and replied, ‘Well, Miss Barker, you can’t say you weren’t warned.’ That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a WONDERFUL WEDNESDAY people,
stay safe, and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁
q u o t e s o f t h e d a y
“Only the dead have seen
the end of war.” ― Plato
“The true soldier fights not because he
hates what is in front of him, but because
he loves what is behind him.”
― G.K. Chesterton
“What difference does it make to the dead,
the orphans and the homeless, whether the
mad destruction is wrought under the name
of totalitarianism or in the holy name of
liberty or democracy?” ― Mahatma Gandhi
“One day President Roosevelt told me that he
was asking publicly for suggestions about what
the war should be called. I said at once
‘The Unnecessary War’.” ― Winston S. Churchill
Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
A head teacher is making his rounds of the school when he hears a terrible commotion coming
from one of the classrooms. He rushes in and spots one boy, taller than the others, who seems to be
making the most noise. He seizes the lad, drags him to the hall, and tells him to wait there until he is
excused. Returning to the classroom, the head teacher restores order and lectures the class for half an hour about the
importance of good behavior. ‘Now,’ he says, ‘are there any questions?’
One girl stands up timidly. ‘Please sir,’ she asks, ‘may we have our teacher back?’ 😳
Tuesdays’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? “
“That’s the bedroom, but nothing ever happened in there.”
“What a crime”
In this scene classical musician Dana Barrett (Sigourney Weaver) is showing her apartment to Ghostbuster, Dr. Peter Venkman (Bill Murray), seeking an explanation for the strange events in her kitchen. When she had heard a growl coming from her refrigerator she opened the refrigerator door and saw a temple and a doglike creature that growled the word “Zuul.” Dana says line one and Dr. Venkman, who seems more interested in flirting with Dana, says line two. Dana says, “You know, you don’t act like a scientist,” and then “You’re more like a game show host.” In the events leading up to this scene, three professors specializing in parapsychology are thrown out of their college and decide to form a business named Ghostbusters that specializes in ghost removal. The college scenes were filmed at Columbia University in New York City, but they agreed to this only on the condition the school not be mentioned by name in the film.
Wednesday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from???
“Juan Trippe is not interested in making money.”
“Well, I’m sure his stockholders will be interested in hearing this.”
Tuesday’s Quizzler is….
Can you figure out this rebus?
ANSWER: Dr. Dolittle
In the body, do is little in the word doctor, therefore, Dr. Dolittle.
The title is a hint also by the animal sounds representing the animals that Dr. Dolittle could talk to.
Wednesday’s Quizzler is…….
Saturday and Sunday, I am big.
Tuesday through Thursday, I am small.
Monday and Friday, I am non-existent.
What am I?
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