WELCOME to THURSDAY MARCH 24, 2022
Here’s The Story…
Jonathan, aged ten, wanted $100 very much and prayed for weeks but nothing happened. So, he decided to write God a letter asking for the $100. The Royal Mail received the letter addressed to God, United Kingdom and they decided to send it to the Prime Minister, Tony Blair. The Prime Minister was so impressed, touched, and amused that he instructed his secretary to send the little boy a $5 note. Mr. Blair assumed this would be a lot of money for a little boy.
Jonathan was delighted with the $5 note and sat down to write a thank you letter to God, which read:
Thank you very much for sending the money, however, I noticed that for some reason you had to send it through Downing Street and the Government and, as usual, those crooks deducted $95.00. 😳
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a GREAT THURSDAY people,
stay safe, and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁
q u o t e s o f t h e d a y
“You’ve gotta dance like there’s nobody watching,
Love like you’ll never be hurt,
Sing like there’s nobody listening,
And live like it’s heaven on earth.”
― William W. Purkey
“You only live once, but if you do
it right, once is enough.”
― Mae West
“There are only two ways to live your life. One
is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is
as though everything is a miracle.”
― Albert Einstein
“I’m not afraid of death; I just don’t
want to be there when it happens.”
― Woody Allen
Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
A doctor examining a woman who had been rushed to the Emergency Room,
took the husband aside, and said, “I don’t like the looks of your wife at all.”
“Me neither doc,” said the husband, “but she’s a great cook and really good with the kids.” 😳
Wednesdays’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? “
“Juan Trippe is not interested in making money.”
“Well, I’m sure his stockholders will be interested in hearing this.”
Answer: The Aviator!
In this scene a combative Howard Hughes (Leonardo DiCaprio) is testifying at hearings chaired by Maine Senator Ralph Owen Brewster (Alan Alda) on a proposed amendment to the Civil Aeronautics Board (CAB). This bill specified that all international air flights would be provided by only one carrier, Pan American Airways, which was chaired by Juan Trippe (Alec Baldwin). When Hughes points out, “The CAB bill would kill TWA,” (a rival airline that Hughes runs), Senator Brewster suggests TWA be sold to Pan American. The exchange then degenerates into a discussion of Juan Trippe’s motives and Senator Brewster’s relationship with Trippe. Senator Brewster makes the comment in line one and Hughes retorts with line two. This movie follows the career of the brilliant but eccentric billionaire Howard Hughes from movie producer to airplane designer to major player in TWA Airlines into germophobic madness. Hughes moved in to the Desert Inn casino in Las Vegas in late 1966 and didn’t leave his suite once in the next four years.
Thursday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from???
“You stick out like a sore thumb around here.”
“Me? What about you?”
Wednesday’s Quizzler is….
Saturday and Sunday, I am big.
Tuesday through Thursday, I am small.
Monday and Friday, I am non-existent.
What am I?
ANSWER: The letter “S.”
Thursday’s Quizzler is…….
Unscramble the words below, then take the letters from each word as
instructed to form another word that is the answer to this teaser:
TLEM – Take letters 1,2 & 4
ELTA – Take letters 1 & 3
MSURT – Take letter 1
HMEYR – Take letters 2 & 3
Unscramble the letters you collected… what do you get?
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