Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!

WELCOME to FRIDAY MARCH 25, 2022

Here’s The Story…
Richard was a wise old man, he had retired and had bought a modest home near a junior high school. He spent the first few weeks of his retirement in peace, quiet and contentment. Then a new school year began. The very next afternoon three young boys, full of youthful, after-school enthusiasm, came down his street, beating merrily on every trash can they encountered.
beating every trash can. The crashing percussion continued day after day, until finally Richard decided it was time to take some action. The next afternoon, he walked out to meet the young ‘percussionists’ as they banged their way down the street. Stopping them, he said, ‘You kids are a lot of fun. I like to see you express your exuberance like that. In fact, I used to do the same thing when I was your age. Will you do me a favor? I’ll give you each a dollar if you’ll promise to come around every day and do your thing.’ The kids were elated and continued to do a bang-up job on the trashcans. After a few days, the old-timer greeted the kids again, but this time he had a sad smile on his face. ‘This recession is really putting a big dent in my income,’ he told them. ‘From now on, I’ll only be able to pay you 50 cents to beat on the cans.’ The noisemakers were obviously displeased, but they accepted his offer and they continued their afternoon ruckus. A few days later, Richard, the wily retiree, approached them again as they drummed their way down the street. ‘Look,’ he said, ‘I haven’t received my Social Security check yet, so I’m not going to be able to give you more than 25 cents. Will that be, okay?’ ‘Only a lousy quarter?’ the drum leader exclaimed. ‘If you think we’re going to waste our time, beating these cans around for a quarter, you’re nuts! No way, mister. We quit!’
Richard, the clever old man, enjoyed peace and tranquility for the rest of his days.
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a GREAT WEEKEND people,
stay safe, and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁

q u o t e s o f t h e d a y

“At any given moment, you have the power
to say: this is not how the story is
going to end.” —Christine Mason Miller

“Do what is right, not what is easy
nor what is popular.” —Roy T. Bennett

“If there’s a book that you want to read,
but it hasn’t been written yet, then
you must write it.” —Toni Morrison

“Start where you are. Use what you
have. Do what you can.” —Arthur Ashe

“You can, you should, and if you’re
brave enough to start, you will.” —Stephen King

Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
Larry’s barn burned down and his wife, Susan, called the insurance company.
Susan spoke to the insurance agent and said, “We had that barn insured for
fifty thousand, and I want my money.” The agent replied, “Whoa there, just a
minute. Insurance doesn’t work quite like that. An independent adjuster will
assess the value of what was insured, and then we’ll provide you with a new
barn of similar worth.” There was a long pause, and then Susan replied,
“If that’s how it works, then I want to cancel the life insurance policy on my husband.” 😳

Thursdays’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? “
“You stick out like a sore thumb around here.”
“Me? What about you?”

Answer: My Cousin Vinny!
In this scene new lawyer, Vincent “Vinny” Gambini (Joe Pesci), and his girlfriend, Mona Lisa Vito (Marisa Tomei), stop their car in a small Alabama town while driving south to defend Vinny’s cousin and his friend. He looks critically at her tight-fitting short skirt and pink camera and says line one. She looks at his all-black outfit, leather jacket and gold chain and replies with line two. He says, “I fit in better than you. At least I’m wearing cowboy boots.” She sarcastically replies, “Oh yeah, you blend.” In the events leading up to this scene, two young men from New York are driving across Alabama when they are stopped and jailed on suspicion of murder of a Sac-O-Suds clerk. The lawyer they choose to represent them is Vinny Gambini, a cousin of one of them, but he has very little experience and none on murder cases.

Friday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from???
“Seven dwarfs?”
“The seven CEOs of Big Tobacco. They got up in front of Congress that time. It was on television…”

Thursday’s Quizzler is….​
Unscramble the words below, then take the letters from each word as
instructed to form another word that is the answer to this teaser:

TLEM – Take letters 1,2 & 4
ELTA – Take letters 1 & 3
MSURT – Take letter 1
HMEYR – Take letters 2 & 3

Unscramble the letters you collected… what do you get?

ANSWER: TLEM Take letters 1,2 & 4 – MELT, take M,E,T
ELTA Take letters 1 & 3 – TEAL, take T,A
MSURT Take letter 1 – STRUM, take S
HMEYR Take letters 2 & 3 – RHYME, take H,Y
Unscramble the above to get ‘Amethyst’.
The amethyst is a beautiful gemstone of purple hue. In ancient times, it was associated with celibacy
and controlling drunkenness. It was also believed to have the ability to dissipate evil thoughts and quicken the intelligence.

Friday’s Quizzler is…….
What saying is seen here?

Mary
Sue
Jane

LAW

Bob
Fred
Jim

LOOK for answers to today’s quizzlers in MONDAY’S Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers & Teases! 😎 Like this newsletter? Want to receive it daily? Also, if you are on the list and do not want to continue to receive this email and would like your name removed from this distribution list, please send an email to the Eucman at Eucstraman@hotmail.com., https://dailyjokesquotesquizzlersandteases.wordpress.com/

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