WELCOME to THURSDAY APRIL 7, 2022
Here’s The Story…
One day Ole and Sven were paging through the Sears Catalog and admiring all the beautiful models.
Ole said to Sven, “Haf you seen da perdy girls in dis catalog?”
Sven replied, “Ya. Dey sure are bootiful, an yust look at da prices!”
Ole looked wide eyed and said, “Yumpin’ yimminy. Dey ain’t very expensive. At dees prices I’m buyin’ me vun.” Sven smiled, patted Ole on the back and said, “by golly Ole, if she’s as perdy as she looks in da catalog, I vill get vun too.” A couple weeks later Sven came by and asked Ole, “did ja ever git dat girl you ordered from da Sears Catalog?” Ole replied, “no, but it von’t be long now, her clothes came yesterday!”
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a GREAT THURSDAY people,
stay safe, and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁
q u o t e s o f t h e d a y
“Life teaches you a new lesson every day, if you
are attentive enough in the class of life.” ~ Invajy
“You can, you should, and if you’re brave
enough to start, you will.” ~ Stephen King
“Don’t wait for others to bring the change.
Be the change and bring the change.” ~ Invajy
“The Law of Win/Win says, ‘Let’s not do it your way
or my way; let’s do it the best way’.” Greg Anderson
“The only place where your dream becomes impossible
is in your own thinking.” ~ Robert H Schuller
“Happiness often sneaks in through a door you didn’t
know you left open.” ~ John Barrymore
Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
My eight-year-old grandson Jonathan was waiting in line at an ice cream stand
and hanging on to the hand of his three-year-old cousin Mark, who kept
yelling impatiently, “I want vanilla!”
The stand was out of vanilla, but the older boy handled the situation with all
the skill of a child psychologist. He bought two strawberry cones and handed
one to his cousin, saying, “Here you are – pink vanilla!” 😳
Wednesdays’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? “
“How’s the Italian food in this restaurant?”
“Good. Try the veal — it’s the best in the city.”
Answer: The Godfather!
In this scene, mob boss Virgil Sollozzo (Al Lettieri), Police Capt. Mark McCluskey (Sterling Hayden) and Corleone family member Michael Corleone (Al Pacino) are in a small Italian restaurant in the Bronx (part of New York City) and are preparing to order. Capt. McCluskey asks Sollozzo line one and he replies with line two. This meeting had been set up by Sollozzo, for what Capt. McCluskey and Sollozzo think is going to be a discussion over dinner, to clear up any misunderstanding with Michael. However, Sonny Corleone (James Caan) learns where the meeting is to be held and asks some other Corleone family members if they know anything about the place. “Sal” Tessio (Abe Vigoda) says, “It’s perfect for us. A small family place, good food. Everyone minds his business. It’s perfect. Pete, they got an old-fashion toilet — you know, the box, and – and – and – ah the chain-thing. We might be able to tape the gun behind it.” At dinner, after Michael retrieves a gun taped behind a toilet water tank in the bathroom (hidden there by family member Pete Clemenza), he shoots both Capt. McCluskey and Sollozzo. “The Godfather” follows the lives of a fictional American crime family, but many of the incidents in the story are based on incidents from real life. For example, the wedding of Vito Corleone’s daughter Connie (Talia Shire) to gangster Carlo Rizzi (Gianni Russo) was supposedly modeled on the real-life wedding of mobster Bill Bonanno (son of Brooklyn Mafia don Joe Bonanno) in 1956 to Rosalie Profaci, niece of one of the heads of another of the five New York crime families.
Thursday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from???
“And that also is very convenient, isn’t it, Mr. Dufresne?”
“Since I am innocent of this crime, sir, I find it decidedly inconvenient that the gun was never found.”
Wednesday’s Quizzler is….
Can you decipher this:
ANSWER: Three Blind Mice; [they have no I’s].
Thursday’s Quizzler is…….
Can you figure out the well-known expression which is represented below?
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