Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!

WELCOME to FRIDAY APRIL 8, 2022

Random Thoughts About Dogs…
The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of
his tongue – Anonymous

Don’t accept your dog’s admiration as conclusive
evidence that you are wonderful – Ann Landers

If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I
want to go where they went – Will Rogers

There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy
licking your face – Ben Williams

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he
loves himself – Josh Billings

The average dog is a nicer person than the
average person – Andy Rooney

We give dogs time we can spare, space we can spare and love we can spare.
And in return, dogs give us their all. It’s
the best deal man has ever made – M. Acklam

Dogs love their friends and bite their enemies, quite unlike people,
who are incapable of pure love and
always have to mix love and hate – Sigmund Freud

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members
of a weird religious cult – Rita Rudner

A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to
turn around three times before lying down – Robert Benchley

Anybody who doesn’t know what soap tastes
like never washed a dog – Franklin P. Jones

If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is that certain
dogs I have known will go to heaven, and
very, very few persons – James Thurber

If your dog is fat, you aren’t
getting enough exercise – Anonymous

Ever consider what our dogs must think of us? I mean, here we
come back from a grocery store with the most amazing haul:
chicken, pork, half a cow. They must think we’re the greatest
hunters on earth – Anne Tyler

Women and cats will do as they please, and
men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea – Robert A. Heinlein

If you think dogs can’t count, try putting three dog biscuits in your pocket
and then give him only two of them – Phil Pastoret

That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a GREAT WEEKEND people,
stay safe, and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁

q u o t e s o f t h e d a y

“Two things are infinite: the universe and human
stupidity; and I’m not sure about the universe.”
Albert Einstein

“Don’t cry because it’s over,
smile because it happened.”
Dr. Seuss

“In three words I can sum up everything
I’ve learned about life: it goes on.”
Robert Frost

Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
This morning I was sitting on a bench next to a homeless man, I asked him how he ended up this way. He said, “Up until Last week, I still had it all! All my meals were prepared for me, my room was cleaned, my clothes were washed, pressed, I had a roof over my head, I had TV, internet, I went to the gym, the pool, the library, I could still go to school.”
I asked him, “What happened? Drugs? Alcohol? Divorce?”
“No, nothing like that,” he said. “I got out of prison.” 😳

Thursdays’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? “
“And that also is very convenient, isn’t it, Mr. Dufresne?”
“Since I am innocent of this crime, sir, I find it decidedly inconvenient that the gun was never found.”

Answer: The Shawshank Redemption
In this scene (at the beginning of the movie), young banker Andy Dufresne (Tim Robbins) is being tried in court for the murder of his wife and her lover and is in the witness chair. The District Attorney asks him line one and he replies with line two. The jury convicts him and he is sent to Shawshank Prison (but he is later seen to be innocent). While there he is brutalized and meets prisoner Ellis Boyd “Red” Redding (Morgan Freeman), and the two inmates become good friends. Andy later escapes (in a very ingenious way) and at the same time exposes the corruption of Shawshank Warden, Samuel Norton (Bob Gunton). When Red is finally released, he finds a note left for him by Andy and then joins him in Mexico. The word “Redemption” in the title refers to the friendship between the two men and the movie’s tagline: “Fear can hold you prisoner. Hope can set you free.

Friday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from???
“Because I have a right to be heard. I have a voice!”

Thursday’s Quizzler is….​
Can you figure out the well-known expression which is represented below?

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ANSWER: Safety in numbers

Friday’s Quizzler is…….
You can actually view words from a different perspective. For example, number could mean getting
more numb, while a butter could simply be a goat or a ram.

And now for the problem. What do you call a wicked thing?

LOOK for answers to today’s quizzlers in MONDAY’S Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers & Teases! 😎 Like this newsletter? Want to receive it daily? Also, if you are on the list and do not want to continue to receive this email and would like your name removed from this distribution list, please send an email to the Eucman at Eucstraman@hotmail.com., https://dailyjokesquotesquizzlersandteases.wordpress.com/

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