Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!

WELCOME to WEDNESDAY APRIL 13, 2022

MID WEEK PUNAGRAPHY…..
I asked my date to meet me at the gym today. She didn’t show up.
That’s when I knew we weren’t gonna work out.

The CEO of IKEA was elected Prime Minister in Sweden.
He should have his cabinet together by the end of the weekend.

I stayed up all night wondering where the sun went, then it dawned on me.

“Doctor, there’s a patient on line 1 that says he’s invisible.”
“Well, tell him I can’t see him right now.”

Just burned 2,000 calories. That’s the last time I
leave brownies in the oven while I nap.

I got a new pair of gloves today, but they’re both ‘lefts’ which, on
the one hand, is great, but on the other, it’s just not right.

I can’t believe I got fired from the calendar
factory. All I did was take a day off.

The first computer dates back to Adam and Eve. It was an Apple with
limited memory, just one byte. And then everything crashed.

I just found out I’m colorblind. The diagnosis
came completely out of the purple.

I wasn’t originally going to get a brain transplant,
but then I changed my mind.

That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a WONDERFUL WEDNESDAY! people,
stay safe, and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁

q u o t e s o f t h e d a y

Develop the strength to do bold things,
not the strength to suffer. Niccolò Machiavelli

Where is the man who has the strength to
be true, and to show himself as he is?
Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

We are only as strong as we are united,
as weak as we are divided. J.K. Rowling

One who gains strength by overcoming
obstacles possess the only strength which
can overcome adversity. Albert Schweitzer

Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
A couple were going on a vacation together but the wife had an emergency at work. So they agreed
the husband would go as planned and his wife would meet him at the hotel the next day.
When the husband got to his hotel and had checked in, he thought he should send his wife
a quick email letting her know he’d got there ok. As he typed in her email address, he made a typo
and his email was sent to an elderly preacher’s wife whose instead. It just so happened that
her husband had sadly died just the day before. When the grieving old preacher’s wife checked her
emails, she read the one from the holiday maker, let out an awful, loud, piercing scream, and fainted on the floor. At the sound of her falling, her family rushed into the room. They tended to her and then looked at her computer and saw this email on her screen:
Dearest Wife,
Just checked in to my room. Everything is prepared for your arrival tomorrow.
P.S. It sure is hot down here. 😳

Tuesdays’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? “
“We’re in the cellar and you’re going back to prison and my life is wasted and
we’ve lost each other..and you’re smiling.”

Answer: The Lion in Winter
Starring Peter O’Toole as King Henry II and Katherine Hepburn as his wife, Eleanor of Aquitaine, this 1968 film follows events of Christmas 1183. Henry II has summoned his wife, who he had imprisoned ten years earlier, his three sons and his mistress to join him for Christmas. The film depicts the tense but passionate relationship between Henry and Eleanor and the plots and deceptions she and her three sons engage in the make Henry decide who is to be his heir.

Wednesday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from???
“Run behind the lines, Tom.”

Tuesday’s Quizzler is….
What does this mean?

VAD ERS

ANSWER: Space Invaders

Wednesday’s Quizzler is…….
A Name Train is a puzzle where each name is connected together like box cars in a train. You are given the first car (the Engine) and the last car (the caboose), and you have to fill in the car or cars in between. Every two consecutive cars will form a name of a person or character. Here is an example Name Train: Joan [ ] Li. The answer is Joan Jet Li (Joan Jet-Female singer, Jet Li-Actor) Ready? OK here goes:

Chris [ ] Hudson
Chris [ ] Asimov
Boy [ ] [ ] Ford
Elton [ ] [ ] Newton
Curious [ ] [ ] [ ] Browne

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