Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!

WELCOME to THURSDAY APRIL 14, 2022

Things I never learned in high school:

What taxes are.
How to do taxes.
How to vote.
Anything to do with banking.
How to buy a car or a house.

But I’m so glad I know the Pythagorean Theorem!
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a GREAT THURSDAY! people, stay safe, and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁

q u o t e s o f t h e d a y

“A motorcycle gang in Canada is attacking businesses they don’t like by giving
them mass one-star reviews online. They’re the fearsome badass biker gang
known as ‘Yelp’s Angels.'” -Conan O’Brien😁

“A new poll has found that a majority of Americans believe the government
is spying on them. ‘No, we’re not,’ said your microwave.” -Seth Meyers

“The workout company CrossFit is now getting into the meal delivery business.
But their meal kit is getting mixed reviews because, well, it isn’t really a meal,
it’s nothing but ten pounds of raw meat. And you thought your
dog chased the mailman before.” -James Corden

Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
A tourist on a diving charter off the coast of Florida asks the blond dive master:
“Why do scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats?”
To which the blond replies: “Think about it! If they fell forward,
they’d still be in the boat.” 😳

Wednesdays’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? “
“Run behind the lines, Tom.”

Answer: Camelot!
The film of “Camelot” was adapted from the stage play and starred Richard Harris as Arthur, and Vanessa Redgrave as Guinevere. Lancelot was played by Franco Nero. A young Gary Marsh played the role of Tom of Warwick. Toward the end of the film, when King Arthur and Lancelot are preparing to fight the final battle, Arthur comes across a boy called Tom. Tom still believes in all the ideals of Camelot, and Arthur realizes that, despite the way that things have gone so wrong, the boy is right and that the idea of the Round Table still matters. He sees that this boy could be the way of making sure that Camelot can go on being remembered – “that one brief, shining moment that was known as Camelot”.
Arthur knights Tom, who becomes Sir Tom Malory of Warwick, and tells the boy to run behind the lines to safety.

Thursday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from???
“Why? Why this cruelty? You know I love him.”
“Then you’d better stop.”

Wednesday’s Quizzler is….
A Name Train is a puzzle where each name is connected together like box cars in a train. You are given the first car (the Engine) and the last car (the caboose), and you have to fill in the car or cars in between. Every two consecutive cars will form a name of a person or character. Here is an example Name Train: Joan [ ] Li. The answer is Joan Jet Li (Joan Jet-Female singer, Jet Li-Actor) Ready? OK here goes:

Chris [ ] Hudson
Chris [ ] Asimov
Boy [ ] [ ] Ford
Elton [ ] [ ] Newton
Curious [ ] [ ] [ ] Browne ANSWER: 1. Chris Rock Hudson
Chris Isaac Asimov
Boy George Harrison Ford
Elton John Wayne Newton
Curious George Michael Jackson Browne

Thursday’s Quizzler is…….
Find the words that fit in the spaces below, and make two new words.

Example: Air PORT Wine

Swimming _ _ _ _ Table
Free _ _ _ Ward
Wisdom _ _ _ _ _ Ache
Bear _ _ _ _ Up
Watch _ _ _ _ _ Gang

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