Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!

WELCOME to FRIDAY APRIL 15, 2022

Here’s The Story….
One Easter a priest and a taxi driver both died and went to heaven.
St. Peter was at the Pearly gates waiting for them.
‘Come with me,’ said St. Peter to the taxi driver.
The taxi driver did as he was told and followed St Peter to a mansion. It had everything you could
imagine from a bowling alley to an Olympic size pool.
‘Oh my word, thank you,’ said the taxi driver.
Next, St. Peter led the priest to a rough old shack with a bunk bed and a little old television set.
‘Wait, I think you are a little mixed up,’ said the priest. ‘Shouldn’t I be the one who gets the mansion?
After all I was a priest, went to church every day, and preached God’s word.’
‘Yes, that’s true.’ St Peter rejoined, ‘But during your Easter sermons people slept.
When the taxi driver drove, everyone prayed.’
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a GREAT EASTER WEEKEND! people,
stay safe, and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁

q u o t e s o f t h e d a y

“Let everything you do be
done in love.”- 1 Corinthians 16:14

“Easter spells out beauty, the rare
beauty of new life”- S.D. Gordon

“Easter is very important to me.
It’s a second chance.”- Reba McEntire

“It’s when you crack open a chocolate
Easter egg, that smiles emerge.” – Anthony T. Hicks

“The Easter egg symbolizes our ability to break out
of the hardened, protective shell we’ve surrounded
ourselves with.”- Siobhan Shaw

Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
A father was reading Bible stories to his young son. He read, ‘The man named
Lot was warned to take his wife and flee out of the city, but his wife
looked back and was turned to salt.’
His son asked, ‘What happened to the flea?’ 😳

Thursdays’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? “
“Why? Why this cruelty? You know I love him.”
“Then you’d better stop.”

Answer: The Other Boleyn Girl
This movie centers on the intrigue, seduction and betrayal inherent in Henry VIII’s court and his encompassing desire for a son. Henry falls in love with newly married Mary, but while she’s in confinement his affections turn to her sister Anne, who plays on his wish for a legitimate son. She steals the King’s fickle affection away from Mary, who has since fallen in love with Henry, and marries him herself. This act brings about his divorce from Katherine of Aragon, his excommunication from the Roman Catholic church and ultimately, the execution of both Anne and her brother George.

Friday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from???
“You’re a brave man. Go and break through the lines. And remember, while you’re out there risking your life and
limb through shot and shell, we’ll be in here thinking what a sucker you are.”?

Thursday’s Quizzler is….
Find the words that fit in the spaces below, and make two new words.

Example: Air PORT Wine

Swimming _ _ _ _ Table
Free _ _ _ Ward
Wisdom _ _ _ _ _ Ache
Bear _ _ _ _ Up
Watch _ _ _ _ _ Gang ANSWER: 1. POOL
WAY
TOOTH
HOLD
CHAIN

Friday’s Quizzler is…….
What advice is shown below?

BEETROOT
YEETROOT
YOETROOT
YOUTROOT
YOURROOT
YOURSOOT
YOURSEOT
YOURSELT
YOURSELF

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