Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!

WELCOME to FRIDAY APRIL 29, 2022

Southern Grandparents’ Sayings That Deserve a Comeback Part 2.

“It’s always darkest before the dawn.”
Translation: Your situation looks the absolute worst right before it gets better.

“I wish I had some ear bobs/ear screws to match this necklace.”
Translation: Ear bobs/ear screws = earrings

“I’ve got some Kleenex in my pocketbook if you need one.”
Translation: Pocketbook = purse

“I’m just give out.”
Translation: I’m exhausted.

“I’ve got a hitch in my get-along.”/”I’ve got a hitch in my giddy-up.”
Translation: I’ve pulled a muscle/my arthritis is flaring up. Or, I’m moving slowly.

“Let’s go loaferin’ this morning.”
Translation: Let’s ramble about with no particular destination in mind and no schedule to keep.

“Y’all stay and eat. We’ve got a gracious plenty.”
Translation: Memaw cooked so much that she’ll run out of kinfolks
before she runs out of fried chicken.

“Hitch your wagon to a star, honey!”
Translation: Go for it! Whatever your “it” might be.

“You’re not holding your mouth right.”
Translation: It’s sort of “you’re not concentrating, you’re not watching your form,
and you’re not determined enough” all rolled into one. Southern men, especially,
use this one when instructing children on casting a line, swinging a bat, etc. Bless your heart.

“You children go sit at the little table—the big table’s full.”
Translation: The “children” are all pushing 40, but as long as the senior relatives
are still with us, those whippersnappers can just hightail it to the living room.

That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a GREAT WEEKEND! people,
stay safe, and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁

q u o t e s o f t h e d a y

“Just believe in yourself. Even if you don’t, pretend that you do
and, at some point, you will.” – Venus Williams

“Exercise should be regarded
as a tribute to the heart.” – Gene Tunney

“Make time for it. Just get it done. Nobody ever got strong or
got in shape by thinking about it. They did it.” – Jim Wendler

“Obstacles don’t have to stop you. If you run into a wall, don’t turn
around and give up. Figure out how to climb it, go through it,
or work around it.” – Michael Jordan

“Success is the sum of small efforts, repeated
day-in and day-out.” – Robert Collier

“It is better to take small steps in the right direction
than to make a great leap forward only
to stumble backward.” – Proverb

Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
In my sociology class, we were instructed to write down answers
to some questions the teacher was asking. “Next question,” announced
the instructor. “How would you like to be seen by the opposite sex?”
I was thinking about my answer when the young woman next to
me turned and asked, “How do you spell ‘intellectual?'”😳

Thursdays’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? “
“We want the finest wines available to humanity. And we want them here, and we want them now!”

Answer: Withnail & I!
“Withnail & I” (1987) follows Withnail (Richard E. Grant) and Marwood (Paul McGann) leaving their squalid London flat on a trip to the countryside. The two unemployed actors are nearly always drinking as you can see by the quote; “We want the finest wines available to humanity. And we want them here, and we want them now!”. They have one disaster after another, including Withnail’s Uncle Monty developing a crush on Marwood.

Friday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from???
“Stay on the road. Keep clear of the moors.”
“Beware the moon, lads.”

Thursday’s Quizzler is….​
Two legs sat on three legs by four legs. One leg knocked two legs off three legs. Two legs hit four legs with three legs.
What happened?

ANSWER: A farmer (2 legs) sat on a 3-legged stool beside a cow (4 legs) in preparation for milking the cow. The cow kicked the farmer off the stool which made the farmer angry so he hit the cow with the stool.

Friday’s Quizzler is…….
What different types of Radio are represented below?

(Don’t take it too seriously)

1) \/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\ Radio
2) ^^^^^^^^^^ Radio
3) BAAAAAAAND Radio
4) 8 Fingers 2 thumbs Radio
5) BlackBeard Radio
6) 90% Fat free Radio
7) Sister to Sister Radio

LOOK for answers to today’s quizzlers in MONDAY’S Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers & Teases! 😎 Like this newsletter? Want to receive it daily? Also, if you are on the list and do not want to continue to receive this email and would like your name removed from this distribution list, please send an email to the Eucman at Eucstraman@hotmail.com., https://dailyjokesquotesquizzlersandteases.wordpress.com/

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