Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!

WELCOME to MONDAY MAY 2, 2022

Here’s The Story…..
Becky was 73 and just got her first computer. After her son spent over 2 hours teaching her how to use it, she was sure she knew everything there was to know about computers. Unfortunately, though, one day she couldn’t get it to start so she promptly called an IT guy to come over and take a look at it. The IT guy managed to fix the issue in a few minutes and was on his way. Becky was proud when she overheard the IT guy on the phone with his boss telling him about the issue, she was sure, it meant it was a serious issue and she was sure she took care of it the right way. “Excuse me if you don’t mind me asking,” asked Becky to the man on his way out.
“I couldn’t help overhearing you on the phone with your boss. What exactly is an Id ten T
problem? Just so I can tell my son.” The man smiled, took out a pen, “it stands for this: I-D -1-0-T”.
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a GREAT MONDAY! people,
stay safe, and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁

q u o t e s o f t h e d a y

Whenever You Find Yourself Doubting How Far You Can Go, Just
Remember How Far You Have Come. Remember Everything You
Have Faced, All The Battles You Have Won, And All The
Fears You Have Overcome.

Growth Is Painful. Change Is Painful. But Nothing
Is As Painful As Staying Stuck Somewhere
You Don’t Belong.

Never Apologize For Being Sensitive Or Emotional. Let This Be
A Sign That You’ve Got A Big Heart And Aren’t Afraid To Let
Others See It. Showing Your Emotions Is A Sign Of Strength.

Step Into My Shoes And Walk the life I’m Living And If you
Get As Far As I am, Just Maybe You Will See
How Strong I Really Am.

Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
Sister Marry was truly a religious woman. Besides for her duties as a nun, she
was also very active in various hospitals visiting sick patients and taking care of
all their needs. So it was no surprise that one day when she ran out of gas, the
only container she could find to put the gas into was a bedpan. Sister Mary happily
walked two blocks to the closest gas station filled up the bedpan with gas and headed
back to her car. Luck would have it that as Sister Mary started tipping the gas into the
fuel tank, the traffic light turned red and she had quite a large audience witnessing the
spectacle. Just when she finished pouring in the last drops of gas a fellow opened up
his window and hollered, “I swear! If that car starts I’m becoming a religious man!”😳

Fridays’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? “
“Stay on the road. Keep clear of the moors.”
“Beware the moon, lads.”

Answer: An American Werewolf in London!
“An American Werewolf in London” (1981) stars David Naughton and Griffin Dunne as American tourists in England. When they come across a pub two men warn them about keeping clear of the moors. Whilst walking in the moors they get attacked by a werewolf, one of them is killed and the other is bitten and becomes a werewolf himself. “An American Werewolf in London” (1981) won an Oscar for Best Make-Up.

Monday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from???
“He doesn’t understand that he’s the one who has the power to stop it. He simply can’t imagine that one little boy could be that important.”

Friday’s Quizzler is….​
What different types of Radio are represented below?

(Don’t take it too seriously)

1) \/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\ Radio
2) ^^^^^^^^^^ Radio
3) BAAAAAAAND Radio
4) 8 Fingers 2 thumbs Radio
5) BlackBeard Radio
6) 90% Fat free Radio
7) Sister to Sister Radio

ANSWER: 1) Long Wave Radio
2) Short Wave Radio
3) Broadband Radio
4) Digital (Digit All / All Digit) Radio
5) Pirate Radio
6) Local (Low Cal) Radio
7) Transistor (Trans Sister) Radio

Monday’s Quizzler is…….
Complete the words below using each letter of the alphabet once only:
li_ t _o_an pu _ le
-r _
e_ l eer _cie e g _ let
u_ge _ac_et pu_zl
rai

LOOK for answers to today’s quizzlers in TUESDAY’S Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers & Teases! 😎 Like this newsletter? Want to receive it daily? Also, if you are on the list and do not want to continue to receive this email and would like your name removed from this distribution list, please send an email to the Eucman at Eucstraman@hotmail.com., https://dailyjokesquotesquizzlersandteases.wordpress.com/

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