Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!

WELCOME to TUESDAY MAY 3, 2022

Here’s The Story…..
A man, wanting to rob a downtown Bank of America, walked into the branch & wrote “this iz a stikkup. Put all your muny in this bag.” While standing in line, waiting to give his note to the teller, he began to worry that someone had seen him write the note and might call the police before he reached the teller’s window. So he left the Bank of America and crossed the street to Wells Fargo.

After waiting a few minutes in line, he handed his note to the Wells Fargo teller. She read it and surmising from his spelling errors that he wasn’t the brightest light in the harbor, told him that she could not accept his stickup note because it was written on a Bank of America deposit slip and that he would either have to fill out a Wells Fargo deposit slip or go back to Bank of America.

Looking somewhat defeated, the man said, “OK” and left. He was arrested a few minutes later, as he was waiting in line back at Bank of America.
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a HAPPY TUESDAY! people,
stay safe, and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁

q u o t e s o f t h e d a y

“After being bitten by a shark last week, a Colorado man achieved a rare distinction
of being attacked by a shark, bear, and rattlesnake all within the last four years. Or
as it was reported to the man, you’re not allowed back at the zoo.” -Seth Meyers

“A new exhibit shows eight of the alternate endings Ernest Hemingway considered
using for his classic novel ‘A Farewell to Arms.’ In my opinion the worst is the one
that ends with ‘see ya later, arms!'” -Conan O’Brien

“Apparently, the library at the University of Utah has installed what they’re calling a
‘Cry Closet.’ This is exactly what it sounds like. It’s a closet where stressed-out students
can go to cry. Because there’s nothing more comforting than
being trapped in a tiny dark box.” -James Corden

Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
A young man applied for a job at a new factory being built in a nearby town.
He entered the main office, where the receptionist directed him down the hall
to an office where he was to be interviewed by the Personnel Officer.
After several minutes of describing and explaining all about the new factory, the
Personnel Officer told the young man, “We need individuals who are totally responsible.”
The young man grinned and responded: “Well, I sure qualify. Everywhere I’ve worked,
when something went wrong, I was always responsible!” 😳

Mondays’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? “
“He doesn’t understand that he’s the one who has the power to stop it. He simply
can’t imagine that one little boy could be that important.”

Answer: The NeverEnding Story!
“The NeverEnding Story” (1984) is a fantasy adventure about a young boy, called Bastian, who magically enters a book where he is asked to be a hero of a land called Fantasia. In the quote The Childlike Empress is talking to Atreyu about the role of Bastian in saving her land.
Most of the movie was shot in Germany.

Tuesday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from???
“What you have to understand is, four days ago he was only my brother in name. And this morning we had pancakes.”

Monday’s Quizzler is….
Complete the words below using each letter of the alphabet once only:
li_ t _o_an pu _ le
-r _
e_ l eer _cie e g _ let
u_ge _ac_et pu_zl
rai

ANSWER: light
woman
purple
x-ray
evil
queer
science
goblet
fudge
jacket
puzzle
trail

Tuesday’s Quizzler is…….
What 3 words can the following 3 words start with? Once you work it out,
you must find a relation between the 3 ADDED words.

_ _ _ scotch
_ _ _ _ child
_ _ _ _ suit

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