Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!

WELCOME to WEDNESDAY MAY 4, 2022

Here’s The Story…..
As I drove into a parking lot, I noticed that a pickup truck with a dog sitting behind the wheel
was rolling toward a female pedestrian. She seemed oblivious, so I hit my horn to get her
attention. She looked up just in time to jump out of the way of the truck’s path, and the vehicle
bumped harmlessly into the curb and stopped.
I rushed to the woman’s side to see if she was all right.
“I’m fine,” she assured me, “but if that dog hadn’t honked…”😳
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a WONDERFUL WEDNESDAY! people,
stay safe, and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁

q u o t e s o f t h e d a y

Quote: The man who moves a mountain begins
by carrying away small stones. ~ Confucius

It is only with the heart that one can see
rightly, what is essential is invisible to the eye.

It does not do to dwell on dreams
and forget to live. ~ J. K. Rowling

Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance,
you must keep moving. ~ Albert Einstein

Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
My husband and I often spell words so that our small children won’t understand
what we’re saying. I didn’t realize what a habit this had become until one day when
my husband and I were in the grocery store at the soup aisle.
An aggressive young woman banged into our cart, then nudged me over, blocking my
access to the soup. Annoyed, I looked at my husband and said, “Boy is she r-u-d-e!”
“Yeah,” he replied, “but I’ll bet she can s-p-e-l-l.” 😳

Tuesdays’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? “
“What you have to understand is, four days ago he was only my brother in name. And this morning we had pancakes.”

Answer: Rain Man!
“Rain Man” (1988) stars Dustin Hoffman and Tom cruise. Dustin Hoffman plays Autistic Raymond Babbitt who has been left millions by his father, his estranged brother Charlie takes him on a road trip to see lawyers to try and claim his share of the money. In the quote above Charlie is trying to convince psychiatrists that he can take care of Raymond.
“Rain Man” (1988) won four oscars for Best Picture, Best Actor(Dustin Hoffman), Best Director and Best Writing.

Wednesday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from???
“Somebody in this camp ain’t what he appears to be. Right now that may be one or two of us. By spring, it could be all of us.”

Tuesday’s Quizzler is….​
What 3 words can the following 3 words start with? Once you work it out,
you must find a relation between the 3 ADDED words.

  1. _ _ _ scotch
  2. _ _ _ _ child
  3. _ _ _ _ suit

ANSWER: 1. HOPscotch: A children’s game where they throw a stone on the ground then jump in the squares marked in the ground.

  1. STEPchild: A stepson or stepdaughter.
  2. JUMPsuit: One-piece garment of combined trousers and top.

Relation: The 3 steps in triple jump. And by total coincidence, this is the 3rd relativity puzzle.

Wednesday’s Quizzler is…….
In this teaser you are required to find a word relating to mathematics hiding in consecutive letters within each sentence. Have fun!

Example:

“They knew that they had done the wrong thing.”

Answer: ADD located in: “…hAD Done…”

  1. He gave his pet serpent a gondola ride.
  2. How did the koala cub end up with the kangaroo?
  3. Did the kind entomologist pamper centipedes?
  4. The scholarship includes tuition but does not cover textbooks.

LOOK for answers to today’s quizzlers in THURSDAY’S Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers & Teases! 😎 Like this newsletter? Want to receive it daily? Also, if you are on the list and do not want to continue to receive this email and would like your name removed from this distribution list, please send an email to the Eucman at Eucstraman@hotmail.com., https://dailyjokesquotesquizzlersandteases.wordpress.com/

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