Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!

WELCOME to THURSDAY MAY 5, 2022

Here’s The Story…..
Listen a job is a job; we all need to find a way to put bread on the table, don’t we? To make a long story short I’m a telemarketer that’s my job and that’s what I do. It’s not a job everyone appreciates, but it’s a job I enjoy and am proud of. The other day I called a house and a real nice lady answered the phone, she was really helpful and friendly, she was the type of lady that helps a telemarketer get through a long day. After some pleasantries I asked if Mr. Smith was in, “I’m sorry”, she answered “I’m afraid he doesn’t live here anymore.” Now that was a real disappointment being that she was a nice lady and all, but I took it all in a stride, “I’m sorry to hear that ma’am. Do you happen to have his new number.” “Sure thing!” The woman cheerfully replied, listing off his new number. I hung up the phone and quickly called the new number and was surprised to hear a recording. “Thank you for calling Green Acres Cemetery…”😳

That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a GREAT THURSDAY! people,
stay safe, and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁

q u o t e s o f t h e d a y

“I read that hoarding is getting worse in the U.S. and affects over 15 million
Americans. Of course, it might be higher now, ‘cuz I read that in a
newspaper I’ve been saving since 2003.” -Jimmy Fallon😁

“A California man who police say was drunk and hungry broke into a Taco Bell
this weekend in the middle of the night and ate taco ingredients. It’s one of
those rare offenses where the punishment is the crime.” -Seth Meyers😬

“7-Eleven has announced they are going to be offering healthier options for
their customers. The CEO said, ‘We want our customers to live to be as old
as one of our hot dogs.'” -Conan O’Brien 😳

Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
My sister didn’t do as well on her driver’s ed test as she’d hoped. It might
have had something to do with how she completed this sentence:
“When the _ is dead, the car won’t start.”
She wrote: “Driver.” 😳

Wednesdays’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? “
“Somebody in this camp ain’t what he appears to be. Right now that may be one or two of us. By spring, it could be all of us.”

Answer: The Thing!
“The Thing” (1982) stars Kurt Russell and Wilford Brimley. It is set in the Antarctic and follows a group of American scientists who come across shape shifting aliens that take on the appearance of the person it kills. The men become increasingly suspicious of each other, as is shown in the quote above. The cast of “The Thing” (1982) is all male.

Thursday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from???
“Mum sent me a dress!”

Wednesday’s Quizzler is….​
In this teaser you are required to find a word relating to mathematics hiding in consecutive letters within each sentence. Have fun!

Example:

“They knew that they had done the wrong thing.”

Answer: ADD located in: “…hAD Done…”

  1. He gave his pet serpent a gondola ride.
  2. How did the koala cub end up with the kangaroo?
  3. Did the kind entomologist pamper centipedes?
  4. The scholarship includes tuition but does not cover textbooks.

ANSWER: 1. PENTAGON (serPENT A GONdola)

  1. CUBE (CUB End)
  2. PERCENT (pamPER CENTipedes)
  3. VERTEX (coVER TEXt)

THE QUIZZMASTER OF THE WEEK AWARD GOES TO MS. KIM HILLYARD FOR SUPERSOLVING
TWO DAYS OF QUIZZ’S NICE WORK KIM!
🏋️‍♀️🤸‍♂️🤾‍♀️🙌

Wednesday’s Quizzler is…….
Recently, Snow White’s seven dwarfs met up with three of their friends and went to the cinema to see Bambi.
From the clues below, can you determine the order in which they stood in the ticket queue?

Grumpy was in front of Dopey. Stumpy was behind Sneezy and Doc. Doc was in front of Droopy and Happy.
Sleepy was behind Stumpy, Smelly and Happy.
Happy was in front of Sleepy, Smelly and Bashful.
Bashful was behind Smelly, Droopy and Sleepy.
Sneezy was in front of Dopey. Smelly was in front of Grumpy, Stumpy and Sneezy.
Dopey was in front of Droopy.
Sleepy was in front of Grumpy and Bashful.
Dopey was behind Sneezy, Doc and Sleepy.
Stumpy was in front of Dopey. Smelly was behind Doc.

LOOK for answers to today’s quizzlers in FRIDAY’S Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers & Teases! 😎 Like this newsletter? Want to receive it daily? Also, if you are on the list and do not want to continue to receive this email and would like your name removed from this distribution list, please send an email to the Eucman at Eucstraman@hotmail.com., https://dailyjokesquotesquizzlersandteases.wordpress.com/

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