Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!

WELCOME to MONDAY MAY 9, 2022

Here’s The Story….
“Brian, what’s wrong with you? You’ve been sitting at your desk looking depressed for
the last five minutes!” “Oh Dan,” responded Brian “I don’t know what to do! I got in a
big fight last night with my Suzie, she claims I never buy her gifts, so I must not care
about her!” “Brian, that’s horrible!” said Dan putting his arm around Brian. “What type
of a gift does she want already?” “Well, right before she closed the door on my face she
said to me: “Why don’t you show me how much you care about me? Why can’t you get
me something that goes from 0 to 175 in seconds!” “Dan what should I do? I don’t have
that kind of money? I can’t go out and buy her a car!” “A car? Asked Dan. “Who needs a
car? Just stop by Target and buy her a scale!” 😳

That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a GREAT MONDAY! people,
stay safe, and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁

q u o t e s o f t h e d a y

“A member of the band Journey said ‘Don’t Stop Believing’ was inspired by the
time he borrowed money from his dad to pay his dog’s vet bill. Apparently, the
dog was hit by a midnight train goin’ anywhere.” -Jimmy Fallon

“Asian restaurant chain P.F. Chang’s announced today it will open its first location
in China. Of course, over there they’ll be called ‘P.F. Charles.'” -Seth Meyers

“Some critics are now saying that NASA will be unable to use SpaceX’s rocket
because it’s too small. However, SpaceX insists that it’s just the cold weather.” -Conan O’Brien

Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
I was in a couple’s home trying to fix their Internet connection. The husband called
out to his wife in the other room for the computer password. “Start with a
capital S, then 123,” she shouted back. We tried S123 several times, but it didn’t work.
So we called the wife in. As she input the password, she muttered, “I really don’t
know what’s so difficult about typing ‘Start123.'” 😳

Fridays’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? “
“I never pretended to be somebody else. It’s been me all along.”

Answer: A Cinderella Story!
Sam Montgomery said this in “A Cinderella Story”. She said this to Austin in the boys’ locker room, since he stopped talking to her because Shelby told him that it was actually Sam who was Cinderella. This movie was about Sam finding love through instant messaging. She saw him at the dance, and could not believe that it was Austin. Austin was Shelby’s boyfriend, but he broke up with her to be with Sam, even though he did not know that it was her. But at the same time, Sam lived with her step-mom and her two step-sisters, who would not let her go to Princeton, so that she could work at their place.

Monday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from???
“To be honest, it was tough, man. T-U-P-H.”

Friday’s Quizzler is….
I can help you have some fun,
Sometimes I get stronger from the sun.

If you never give me a break,
You will find I may never again wake.

I am optimistic on one side,
I can be short, fat, tall, or wide.

Rectangle, cylinder are just a couple of my shapes,
And maybe I can even help you make some videotapes.

Sometimes you have to wait long for me to get ready,
Just hold on for a few hours and be steady.

I can help you get around to the market or mall,
and even help you make a call.

What am I?

ANSWER: A battery.

Explanation:

Batteries are found in many gaming systems and other devices that can be used to have fun. Some batteries are charged using solar energy.
This is referring to when you use a battery for a long time and don’t turn it off, its power may begin to drain.
This is referring to the fact that one side of a battery is positive thus optimistic. A battery can come in many sizes.
Rectangle and cylinder are just 2 shapes among many that a battery can come in. Batteries can be found in video cameras which help make videotapes.
Some batteries take long periods of time to charge so you need to be patient.
Cars use batteries which can help you get to different places. Batteries can be found in phones which are used to make calls.

Monday’s Quizzler is…….
What number, when spelled out, has no repeated letters and has each of the vowels (not including Y) once?

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