WELCOME to WEDNESDAY MAY 11, 2022
Here’s The Story…
One day, while strolling down the boardwalk, John bumped into an old friend of his, Rob, from high school. “You look great John, how do you stay looking so young? Why you must be 60 already but you don’t look a day over 40!” Rob exclaimed. “I feel like I’m 40 too!” replied John. “That’s incredible” exclaimed Rob, “Does it run in the family? How old was your dad when he passed?” “Did I say he was dead?” asked John. “He’s 81 and is more active then ever. He just joined the neighborhood basketball team!” responded John.
“Whoa! Well how old was your Grandfather when he died?” “Did I say he died” asked John. Rob was amazed. “He just had his 105th birthday and plays golf and goes swimming each day! He’s actually getting married this week!” “Getting married?!” Rob asked. If he’s 105, why on earth does he want to get married?! John looked at Rob and replied, “Did I say he wanted to?” 😳
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a WONDERFUL WERNESDAY! people,
stay safe, and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁
q u o t e s o f t h e d a y
“We cannot solve problems with the kind of thinking we employed
when we came up with them.” — Albert Einstein
“Learn as if you will live forever, live like
you will die tomorrow.” — Mahatma Gandhi
“Stay away from those people who try to disparage your ambitions.
Small minds will always do that, but great minds will give you a
feeling that you can become great too.” — Mark Twain
“When you give joy to other people, you get more joy in return. You
should give a good thought to happiness that you can give out.”— Eleanor Roosevelt
“When you change your thoughts, remember
to also change your world.”—Norman Vincent Peale
“It is only when we take chances, when our lives improve. The initial and
the most difficult risk that we need to take is to become honest. —Walter Anderson
“Nature has given us all the pieces required to achieve exceptional wellness
and health, but has left it to us to put these pieces together.”—Diane McLaren
Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
At the urging of Harry’s wife and doctor, 50 year old Harry finally made it to the gym.
After consulting with one of the trainers, Harry decided to try out a steep treadmill. “Ok”,
said the trainer “I’m going to set it for ten minutes, if you want to go longer just press
start again.” At first Harry was doing fine but after 5 seconds he started getting tired,
and after a minute he jumped off gasping for breath. Walking to the side to sit down,
he passed by a friend of his. “Man”, said Harry. “I could barely last a full minute on that
treadmill.” “Alright alright”, said his buddy, “no reason to brag!”😳
Tuesdays’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? “
“You really scared me, if that’s what you wanted. Is that what you wanted?”
Answer: When A Stranger Calls!
Jill asked this to the stranger on the phone in the movie, ‘When A Stranger Calls’. There was someone who called her and hung up, and it freaked her out, inside an unfamiliar house. This movie was about a girl named Jill. Someone kept on calling her on the phone while she babysat two kids. But she did not know who it was, because they hung up every time. After a while, she called the police. They told her that he had to be on the line for at least sixty seconds to know where he was calling from. She later found out that he called from inside the house. He had one purpose: to kill Jill and the two little kids.
Wednesday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from???
“A lot of good that’s done.”
Tuesday’s Quizzler is….
In this teaser, your job is to try and discover the car model within each sentence.
The model is hiding in the consecutive letters within a sentence.
Example: This recipe calls for only one onion.
Answer: Neon (oNE ONion)
- The zookeeper gave the chimp a large banana.
- The police had the home of the pyromaniac cordoned off.
- There are galactic areas where our starship has not travelled.
- Do math majors find people with a nice compass attractive?
- I once saw a gambler from Mexico roll a seven five times in a row.
ANSWER: 1. Impala (chIMP A LArge)
- Accord (pyromaniAC CORDoned)
- Regal (aRE GALactic)
- Passat (comPASS ATtractive)
5.Corolla (MexiCO ROLL A)
Wednesday’s Quizzler is…….
Eagle-eye Ixolite, the world famous dart player, was at an exhibition match and was showing off to the audience.
“I can throw a dart and it will hit the board anywhere I want!” he cried. “Where on the board shall I put my next dart?” he asked the crowd.
A small boy came up to Eagle-Eye and passed him a slip of paper. Eagle-eye, who liked a rebus, took one look at the note, threw his head back and laughed, then threw the dart. Where did it land?
This is what was on the note:
Perfume Bottle R.I.P.
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