Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!

WELCOME to WEDNESDAY MAY 25, 2022

Food Punagraphy…..
Have an egg-cellent day!
Lettuce us celebrate!
Thyme is money.
You butter believe it.
Nice to meat you.
Becoming a vegetarian is a huge missed steak.
Doughnut take us lightly.
The path of yeast resistance.
Another one beats the crust.
Pickle for your thoughts.
A salt with a deadly weapon.
Good morning Viet-nom!
Let’s give ’em something to taco ’bout!
It’s nacho your problem.
I’m a weirddough.
Let’s cut to the cheese.
I doughnot belong here.
I hope you find inner peas.
This may sound bananas but I find you a-peeling.
Chill today, hot tamale.
Making ends meat.
Salami-get this straight.
Iceberg! Straight ahead.
Lime yours.
Pasta la vista, baby!
Penne for your thoughts.
It feels like you don’t carrot all.

That’s my Story and I’m sticking to it! Have a WONDERFUL WEDNESDAY! people,
stay safe, and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁

q u o t e s o f t h e d a y

“If you want to live a happy life, tie it to a goal,
not to people or things.” — Albert Einstein

“The purpose of our lives
is to be happy.” — Dalai Lama

“If life were predictable it would cease to be life,
and be without flavor.” — Eleanor Roosevelt

“You only live once, but if you do it right,
once is enough.” — Mae West

“Life is what happens when you’re busy
making other plans.” — John Lennon

“Curiosity about life in all of its aspects, I think,
is still the secret of great creative people.” — Leo Burnett

“Life is not a problem to be solved, but a reality
to be experienced.” — Soren Kierkegaard

Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
Sitting in the bar George asked his 40-year-old friend John, “How come you aren’t married?”
John: “I haven’t found the right woman yet.”
George: “So what are you looking for?”
John: “Oh she’s got to be real pretty, a good cook and house keeper, she’s got to know how
to handle finances, have a nice and pleasant personality — and money, she’s got to have money,
and if she has her own house it wouldn’t hurt either.”
George: “A woman like that would be crazy to marry YOU!”
John: “Oh, it’s okay if she is crazy.” 😳

Tuesdays’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? “
“He ain’t pretty no more!”

Answer: Raging Bull!
Along with “Taxi Driver” (1976) and “Goodfellas” (1990), “Raging Bull” (1980) established Martin Scorsese as one of the premier directors in the film industry. Inspired by the personal and professional life of middleweight champion Jake LaMotta, the film (shot in ‘glorious’ black and white) opened to mixed critical reviews, but is now generally considered an American classic. Nominated for eight Academy Awards, “Raging Bull” scored for Best Actor (De Niro) as well as Best Editing, but lost Best Picture and Director to Robert Redford and “Ordinary People”. The film is preserved in the National Film Registry, and it is rated highly in several American Film Institute categories. Fans of the TV sitcom “Cheers” will also recognize Nicholas Colosanto (1924-1985) as the actor who played “Coach” Ernie Pantusso in that popular series.

Wednesday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from???
“I guess you’ve noticed something a little strange with Dad.”

Tuesday’s Quizzler is….​
Each clue below is for two words that differ by only one letter: The letter has been either added to the beginning or the end of the word – all the rest are in the same order. In the “hint” you will see the lengths of the words, in the proper order.
For example “Writing on the wall of Noah’s boat (3,4)” would result in “Ark Mark”. Can you get the rest?

  1. Complaint about a golf club part.
  2. Insect being angry and vocal.
  3. Angry buccaneer.
  4. The second of the two dishes you mentioned.
  5. Scrawny unidentified object.

Answer: 1. Grip Gripe

  1. Ant Rant
  2. Irate Pirate
  3. Latter Platter
  4. Thin Thing

Wednesday’s Quizzler is…….
In each sentence below, the name of a fruit is hidden. Each of these fruits end with the word ‘berry’.
You won’t find the word ‘berry’ itself hidden there of course, but try to find the missing part of each fruit to give it its full name.

  1. He looked blue in the face from too much exposure to the freezing cold outside.
  2. Boys, enter at your own risk!
  3. We have a beautiful farm out in the countryside and we own a few goats, duck and one goose.
  4. She got cranky when people pointed out her mistake.
  5. The children are scared of his raspy voice, and stay well away from his house.
  6. After a hard day’s work at the farm, the horse gratefully collapsed on the straw heap.
  7. Too late! The cake had turned into a black charred mass because everyone forgot about it!

LOOK for answers to today’s quizzlers in THURSDAY’S Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers & Teases! 😎 Like this newsletter? Want to receive it daily? Also, if you are on the list and do not want to continue to receive this email and would like your name removed from this distribution list, please send an email to the Eucman at Eucstraman@hotmail.com., https://dailyjokesquotesquizzlersandteases.wordpress.com/

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