Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!

WELCOME to WEDNESDAY JUNE 8, 2022

Here’s The Story…
When a fellow piano tuner was ill, I took over his assignment of tuning a piano in a girls’
boardinghouse. While I was at work, several of the girls strolled casually through the room
in various stages of undress. The climax came when a young lady in startling deshabille
appeared to pay the bill. As I was writing the receipt, she suddenly gave me a bewildered look,
then fled, screaming, “That’s not our regular man!” Their regular man is blind.
That’s my Story and I’m sticking to it! Have a WONDERFUL WEDNESDAY! people,
stay safe, and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁

q u o t e s o f t h e d a y

“The purpose of our lives is
to be happy.” — Dalai Lama

“Life is what happens when you’re
busy making other plans.” — John Lennon

“Get busy living or get busy
dying.” — Stephen King

“You only live once, but if you do it
right, once is enough.” — Mae West

“Many of life’s failures are people who did not
realize how close they were to success when
they gave up.”– Thomas A. Edison

Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
When my 14-year-old son, Patrick, stepped up to the plate during a Colt League
baseball game, the young announcer declared, “Now batting, the right fielder, number 12, Pathogen!”
After some confusion in the stands, the announcer came back on over the
loudspeaker. “Sorry folks, that’s PAT Hogan!” 😳

Tuesdays’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? “
“There is a man in the toilet sellin’ after shave. Now, what’s that all about?”

Answer: Doc Hollywood!
The scene for this quote takes place at a restaurant in Beverly Hills, after Hank (Harrelson) and Nancy Lee Nicholson (Bridget Fonda) have returned Ben’s (Michael J. Fox) repaired car to him. Being from Grady, South Carolina Hank is unfamiliar with the concept on an attendant in the Men’s Room.

Wednesday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from???
“This woman…this odd woman…helped me. She’s given me another chance to decide who I am.
To step out of the Leary groove…and stay out.”

Tuesday’s Quizzler is….
Below are two clues for words that are homophones of each other. For example, “Number
after one…Also” would result in “Two…Too”. Can you get all of the words?

Tiny Spider…Not sure if I will or not
Made the gun more accurate…Quoted
Container…Light
Head organ…Yes Answer: 1. Mite…Might
Sighted…Cited
Pail…Pale
Eye…Aye

Wednesday’s Quizzler is…….
On a 12-hour digital clock, what is the smallest interval between two times that are palindromic
(can be read forwards and backwards as the same number)?

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