WELCOME to THURSDAY JUNE 9, 2022
Here’s The Story…
The speaker at my bank’s drive-through window had been broken for weeks, and we tellers
had to resort to miming or writing notes to communicate with our frustrated customers. One
day a sweet elderly lady whom I would see every week pulled up to the window, leaned out
of her car and smacked the glass in front of my face. “Hope this is bulletproof,” she yelled.
There had just been a robbery at another bank nearby, so I was touched by her concern. “It is,
” I yelled back. “Good,” she continued, “because someone is going to shoot you
if you don’t get that speaker fixed.” That’s my Story and I’m sticking to it! Have a GREAT THURSDAY! people, stay safe, and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁
q u o t e s o f t h e d a y
“People have been selling fake parking spaces. They charge people to park in spots
that they have no ownership of. Here’s a tip to avoid becoming a victim of this fraud.
If you find a parking space during the festival, it’s a scam.” -Jimmy Kimmel
“A new study shows that young adults suffering from insomnia are at higher risk
of a stroke. So, that information should help you finally get some sleep.” -Seth Meyers
“In the United Kingdom, a baby’s first word was ‘Alexa.’ The baby’s next
words were ‘Find me new parents.'” -Conan O’Brien
Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
At Sunday school they were teaching how God created everything, including human
beings. Little Johnny seemed especially intent when they told him how Eve was created out of one of Adam’s ribs. Later that day his mother noticed him lying down, curled up on the floor as though he were ill. She said, “Johnny what is the matter?” Little Johnny responded, “I have a pain in my side. I think I’m gonna have a wife!” 😳
Wednesdays’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? “
“This woman…this odd woman…helped me. She’s given me another chance to decide who I am.
To step out of the Leary groove…and stay out.”
Answer: The Accidental Tourist!
The scene for this quote takes place at the end of the movie as Macon (Hurt) explains to his ex-wife Sarah (Kathleen Turner) the impact that Muriel (Geena Davis) has had on him in psychologically recovering from the death of their son. Geena Davis won the Oscar for Best Actress in a Supporting Role for her portrayal of Muriel Pritchett.
Thursday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from???
“We had a deal with you, on the comics remember, for likeness rights, and as we’re not only the artistic basis, but also obviously the character basis, for your intellectual property, Bluntman and Chronic. When said property was optioned by Miramax Films, you were legally obliged to secure our permission to transfer the concept to another medium. As you failed to do that, Banky, you are in breach of the original contract, ergo you find yourself in a very actionable position.”
Wednesday’s Quizzler is….
On a 12-hour digital clock, what is the smallest interval between two times that are palindromic
(can be read forwards and backwards as the same number)?
Answer: The interval is two minutes, between the times of 9:59 and 10:01.
Thursday’s Quizzler is…….
Fill in the answers to the clues by using all the syllables provided. Each syllable will only be used once. The number of syllables that will be used in each clue will be in parentheses.
A AC AD BUT CUP DEM HES I IC IS IS LA LAZ LEG LI MIN TANT TER TION TOR TRA U
- Yellow flower (3)
- Director (5)
- Lapis _ (3)
- Lawmaking (4)
- Undecided (3)
- Scholar (4)
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