Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!


Here’s The Story…
After shopping at a busy store, another woman and I happened to leave at
the same time, only to be faced with the daunting task of finding our cars in
the crowded parking lot. Just then my car horn beeped, and I was able to
locate my vehicle easily. “Wow,” the woman said. “I sure could use a gadget
like that to help me find my car.” “Actually,” I replied, “that’s my husband.”
That’s my Story and I’m sticking to it! Have a GREAT WEEKEND! people,
stay safe, and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁

q u o t e s o f t h e d a y

“Not how long, but how well you have
lived is the main thing.” — Seneca

“If life were predictable it would cease to
be life, and be without flavor.” – Eleanor Roosevelt

“The whole secret of a successful life is to find
out what is one’s destiny to do, and then do it.”– Henry Ford

“In order to write about life first you
must live it.”– Ernest Hemingway

“The big lesson in life, baby, is never be scared
of anyone or anything.”– Frank Sinatra

Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
I tried having my mother’s phone disconnected, but the customer-service rep
told me that since the account was in my dad’s name, he’d have to be the one
to put in the request. The fact that he’d been dead for 40 years didn’t sway her.
Then a solution hit me: “If I stop paying the bill, you can turn off the service,
right?” “Well, yes,” she said reluctantly. “But that would ruin his credit.” 😳

Thursdays’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? “
“We had a deal with you, on the comics remember, for likeness rights, and as we’re not only the artistic basis, but also obviously the character basis, for your intellectual property, Bluntman and Chronic. When said property was optioned by Miramax Films, you were legally obliged to secure our permission to transfer the concept to another medium. As you failed to do that, Banky, you are in breach of the original contract, ergo you find yourself in a very actionable position.”

Answer: Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back!
The scene for this quote comes after Jay (Jason Mewes) and Silent Bob (Smith) have approached Banky Edwards (Jason Lee) about receiving some of the financial benefits from the Chronic and Bluntman characters that he has already gotten from Miramax Films.

Friday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from???
“Group W is where they putcha if you may not be moral enough to join the army after committin’ your special crime. There was all kinds of mean, nasty ugly-lookin’ people on the bench there.”

Thursday’s Quizzler is….​
Fill in the answers to the clues by using all the syllables provided. Each syllable will only be used once. The number of syllables that will be used in each clue will be in parentheses.


  1. Yellow flower (3)
  2. Director (5)
  3. Lapis _ (3)
  4. Lawmaking (4)
  5. Undecided (3)
  6. Scholar (4) Answer: 1. Buttercup (but ter cup)
  7. Administrator (ad min is tra tor)
  8. Lazuli (laz u li)
  9. Legislation (leg is la tion)
  10. Hesitant (hes i tant)
  11. Academic (ac a dem ic)

Friday’s Quizzler is…….
When you behead a word, you remove the first letter and still have a valid word. You will be given clues for the two words, longer word first.
Example: Begin -> Sour, acidic
Answer: The words are Start and Tart.

  1. Long depression between heights -> Narrow passage between walls
  2. Selling -> Ceasing; conclusion
  3. Spew out -> Leave out
  4. Justify; show to be blameless -> Point out
  5. Moral weakness -> Frozen water
  6. Personal guarantee -> Expression of pain
  7. Making a promise -> Due for payment
  8. Boast; self-praise -> Female relative

LOOK for answers to today’s quizzlers in MONDAY’S Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers & Teases! 😎 Like this newsletter? Want to receive it daily? Also, if you are on the list and do not want to continue to receive this email and would like your name removed from this distribution list, please send an email to the Eucman at,


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