WELCOME to WEDNESDAY JUNE 15, 2022

Out of all the different types of jokes, “what do you call?” jokes can be the funniest. They’re simple, engage the audience with a question, and easy to remember. These funny riddle jokes are the perfect conversation booster. Sure, your friends might get annoyed if you spew too many at them, but true friends (the ones we think are worth keeping around) will answer these question jokes with a few funny guesses before you give them the hilarious punch line.

Q: What do you call a fake noodle?
A: An impasta!

Q: What do you call something that runs but never gets anywhere?
A: A refrigerator.

Q: What do you call something that’s easy to get into, but hard to get out of?
A: Trouble.

Q: What do you do to get a robot mad?
A: Push all of its buttons.

Q: What do you call a joke without a punchline?
A: Silence.

Q: What do you call a horse that can’t lose a race?
A: A sherbet.

Q: What do you call the security guards outside the Samsung factory?
A: The Guardians of the Galaxy.

Q: What do you call someone that saw an iPhone being stolen?
A: An iWitness.

Q: What do you call someone who never passes gas in public?
A: A private tutor.

Q: What do you call it when a prisoner takes his own mugshot?
A: A cellfie.

Q: What do you call blackbirds that stick together?
A: Vel-crows.

Q: What do you call the daughter of a hamburger?
A: Patty.

Q: What do you call a tiny mother?
A: A minimum!

Q: What do you call a policeman in bed?
A: An undercover cop.

Q: What do you call a soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray?
A: A seasoned veteran.

Q: What do you call a funny mountain?
A: Hill-arious.

Q: What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back?
A: A stick.

Q: What do you call a factory that manufactures products that are just OK?
A: A satisfactory.

That’s my Story and I’m sticking to it! Have a WONDERFUL WEDNESDAY! people,
stay safe, and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁

q u o t e s o f t h e d a y

If you always do what interests you, at
least one person is pleased. Katharine Hepburn

All our dreams can come true – if we have
the courage to pursue them. Walt Disney

Always be true to your friends, just as you are to yourself.
Meg Cabot, Glitter Girls and the Great Fake-Out

Plant your garden and decorate your own soul, instead of
waiting for someone to bring you flowers. Jose Luis Borges

To see a world in a grain of sand and a heaven in a wildflower,
hold infinity in the palm of your hand and eternity in an hour.
William Blake

There is only one thing that makes a dream impossible
to achieve: the fear of failure. Paulo Coelho

Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
Sometimes when I reflect on all the beer I drink I feel ashamed.
Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and
all of their hopes and dreams. The people who produce the bottles. The truck
drivers who deliver the beer and the retailers who sell it.
If I didn’t drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered.
Then I say to myself, “It is better that I drink this beer and let their dreams come
true than be selfish and worry about my liver.” 😳

Tuesdays’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? “
“He’s in jail, it’s because he wants to be in jail. He’s a born tactician. Every move that he makes, it means something. That cellmate that he killed, what, you think that was random? No. That’s a pawn being moved off the board.”

Answer: Law Abiding Citizen!
The scene for this quote is key to understanding the character of Clyde Shelton (Gerard Butler). Bray (Kelly) has worked in Black Operations with Shelton (Butler) for an unnamed agency. He reveals to Nick Rice (Jamie Foxx) what he is up against in dealing with Shelton (Butler). The scene also lays the groundwork for explaining how Shelton (Butler) has been able to mastermind the deaths of several people while in solitary confinement, in prison.

Wednesday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from???
“Whoever you were in those movies, those silly heroes meant a lot to me! What does it matter if it was an illusion? It worked! So don’t tell me this is you life-size. I can’t use you life-size. I need Alan Swanns as big as I can get them! And let me tell you something: you couldn’t have convinced me the way you did unless somewhere in you you had that courage! Nobody’s that good an actor! You are that silly hero!”

Tuesday’s Quizzler is….​
Two personal pronouns if you take
And join them in due order,
An herb will name, without mistake,
That scents the garden border.

Answer: THY-ME

Wednesday’s Quizzler is…….
What does the following rebus represent?

“Hurry, let me in,” said the Jester.
“No, me first!” said the Joker.
“Perhaps we should be careful about walking there,” said Gabriel.
“A wiser course may be to avoid stepping on the area,” said Uziel.

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