Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!

WELCOME to FRIDAY JUNE 17, 2022

The following are only learned from college

Quarters are like gold.
Be creative in the dining hall.
Flipflops become as important as soap, shampoo, etc.
You will never find so many excuses for a bucket.
Asleep by 2:30 am is an early night.
New additions to the food groups: Mountain Dew, Doritos, Ben & Jerry’s, Ho-Hos and Oreos
Make sure your alarm clock has back-up batteries.
Duct tape heals all wounds. (If not, scotch or masking tape will suffice for awhile.)
Showers become less important.
Sleep becomes more important.
Two meals a day are standard. One for some!
Recycling becomes synonomous with laundry (”Oh, my jeans can last until Christmas…there’s only a little bit of mud on them…”).
You can never make too many meals in a hot pot (or pizelle maker).
10 minutes is more than enough time to get ready for your first class (not that this is anything really new).
Going to the mailbox was never an ego booster/breaker before.
It takes more than one person to carry your laundry, books, trash, or alcohol.
If the lecture hall is big enough, get someone else’s notes.
You begin to nap again (also not new).
Your bill in the bookstore will almost equal tuition.
Isn’t it amazing that the book your professor wrote is always required for his class?
Labs used to be fun.
T.A. used to stand for teaching assistant, now, for terribly articulated.
Squirt guns equal stress relief.
E-mail becomes your second language.
Frat parties are exactly like they are in the movies.

That’s my Story and I’m sticking to it! Have a GREAT FATHERS DAY WEEKEND! people,
stay safe, and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁

q u o t e s o f t h e d a y

“Do not judge me by my success, judge me by how many times
I fell down and got back up again.” —Nelson Mandela.

“If you can’t fly then run, if you can’t run then walk, if you can’t
walk then crawl, but whatever you do you have to keep
moving forward.” —Martin Luther King, Jr

“A brave man acknowledges the
strength of others.” —Veronica Roth.

“We need women who are so strong they can be gentle, so educated
they can be humble, so fierce they can be compassionate, so passionate
they can be rational, and so disciplined they can be free.” —Kavita Ramdas.

“Out of suffering have emerged the strongest souls; the most massive
characters are seared with scars.” —Khalil Gibran

Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying to make the
matter clearer, he said: “Now, students, if I stood on my head the blood, as you know,
would run into it, and I should turn red in the face.” “Yes, sir,” the boys said.
“Then why is it that while I am standing upright in the ordinary position
the blood doesn’t run into my feet?” A little fellow shouted,
“‘It’s because yer feet ain’t empty.” 😳

Thursdays’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? “
“Wine is sunlight, held together by water.” The poetic wisdom of the Italian physicist, philosopher, and stargazer, Galileo Galilei. It all begins with the soil, the vine, the grape. The smell of the vineyard – like inhaling birth. And it wakens some ancestral sun. Primordial. Anyway, some deeply imprinted, probably subconscious place.”

Answer: My Favorite Year!
The scene for this quote takes place as Stone (Linn-Baker) tries to convince Alan Swann (Peter O’Toole) that he should not have stage fright of performing in front of a live audience. This scene reflects the admiration that Stone (Linn-Baker) has had for Swann (O’Toole) his entire life. Stone (Linn-Baker) was primarily the reason Swann (O’Toole) had been booked onto the King Kaiser (Joseph Bologna) television show.

Friday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from???
“Wine is sunlight, held together by water.” The poetic wisdom of the Italian physicist, philosopher, and stargazer, Galileo Galilei. It all begins with the soil, the vine, the grape. The smell of the vineyard – like inhaling birth. And it wakens some ancestral sun. Primordial. Anyway, some deeply imprinted, probably subconscious place.”

Thursday’s Quizzler is….
We are often dangerous
But to some we are fun
To others we are frightening
Causing them to run
We come together
Though we seem apart
You see me and you hear my brother
Who oft times makes little ones run to their mothers,
I am bright and my brother is loud
And it may seem that we come from a cloud, What are we?

Answer: Lightning & Thunder

Friday’s Quizzler is…….
Unscramble the words below, then take the letters from each word as instructed to form another word that is the answer to this teaser:

YLAP Take letters 1 & 2
DRAAW Take letters 1 & 4
ELT Take letter 2

Unscramble the letters you collected… What do you get?

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