WELCOME to FRIDAY JULY 15, 2022
Here’s The Story….
Most people assume WWJD is for “What would Jesus do?” But the initials really have been changed
to stand for “What would Jesus drive?” One theory is that Jesus would tool around in an old Plymouth because the Bible says, “God drove Adam and Eve out of the Garden of Eden in a Fury.”
But in Psalm 83, the Almighty clearly owns a Pontiac and a Geo. The passage urges the Jesus to “pursue your enemies with your Tempest and terrify them with your Storm.” Perhaps God favors Dodge pickup trucks, because Moses’ followers are warned not to go up a mountain “until the Ram’s horn sounds a long blast.” Some scholars insist that Jesus drove a Honda but didn’t like to talk about it. As proof, they cite a verse in St. John’s gospel where Christ tells the crowd, “For I did not speak of my own Accord…” Meanwhile, Moses rode an old British motorcycle, as evidenced by a Bible passage declaring that “the roar of Moses’ Triumph is heard in the hills.” Joshua drove a Triumph sports car with a hole in its muffler: “Joshua’s Triumph was heard throughout the land.” And, following Jesus’ lead, the Apostles car pooled in a Honda… “The Apostles were in one Accord.”
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a GREAT WEEKEND people, stay safe, and whatever
you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁
q u o t e s o f t h e d a y
Spread love everywhere you go. Let no one ever
come to you without leaving happier. -Mother Teresa
When you reach the end of your rope, tie a
knot in it and hang on. -Franklin D. Roosevelt
Always remember that you are absolutely unique.
Just like everyone else. -Margaret Mead
Don’t judge each day by the harvest you reap but by
the seeds that you plant. -Robert Louis Stevenson
The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty
of their dreams. -Eleanor Roosevelt
Tell me and I forget. Teach me and I remember. Involve
me and I learn. -Benjamin Franklin
The best and most beautiful things in the world cannot be
seen or even touched — they must be felt with the heart. -Helen Keller
It is during our darkest moments that we
must focus to see the light. -Aristotle
Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
A religious woman upon waking up each morning would open her front door stand on the porch and scream, “Praise the Lord.” This infuriated her atheist neighbor who would always make sure to counter back, “there is no Lord.” One morning the atheist neighbor overheard his neighbor praying for food, thinking it would be funny, he went and bought her all sorts of groceries and left them on her porch. The next morning the lady screamed, “praise the Lord, who gave me this food.” The neighbor laughing so hard he could barely get the words out screamed “it wasn’t the Lord, it was me.” The lady without missing a beat screamed “praise the Lord for not only giving me food but making the atheist pay for it!!“😳
Thursday’s’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? “
“Now our blood flows through us like it has for all eternity. We raised our voices to the heavens in the words of mumbo-gumbo… YA-YA!”
Answer: The Divine Secrets of the Ya-Ya Sisterhood!
Siddalee Walker has always had a tempestuous relationship with her mother. Now a successful writer, Siddalee alludes to this in an interview, absolutely infuriating her mother. In the hopes of restoring the peace, her mother’s friends ‘kidnap’ her, and share with her the reasons that her mother wasn’t always able to be there for her. Included in her education is the initiation to the secret sisterhood that these women had formed decades earlier.
Friday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from???
“You know, if your counselor catches you using, you could get into big trouble.”
“I don’t plan on discussing it with him.”
Thursday’s Quizzler is….
We are four brothers in this world and we’re all born together.
The first one runs and never wearies.
The second eats and is never full.
The third drinks and is ever thirsty,
The fourth sings a song that is barely heard.
Who are we?
Answer: Water, Fire, Earth and Wind.
Friday’s Quizzler is…….
What phrase is represented below?
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