Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!

WELCOME to TUESDAY JULY 19, 2022

Here’s The Story….
“Ok everyone,” said the instructor at the birthing class trying to get everyone’s attention. “We are going to do an exercise now, that’s purpose is to help the men sympathize with their partners.” “We have here what’s called a pregnancy suit,” said the woman instructor, holding up an artificial stomach with a strap. “This imitates the feeling of being pregnant.” Which Husband volunteers to be the first one to try it on?” “I will” said one man, taking the suit and trying it on. “This isn’t too bad said the man walking around. I think I could get used to this.” “Ok”, said the instructor smiling, “now I would like you to bend down and pick up my pen from the floor.” “You want me to pick it up?” He said hesitantly, “just as I would if I was pregnant?” “Yes!” said the instructor. “Honey,” said the man turning to his spouse “do you mind picking up that pen for me?”
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a HAPPY TUESDAY people, stay safe, and whatever
you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁

q u o t e s o f t h e d a y

“A gossip is one who talks to you about others, a bore is one who talks to you
about himself; and a brilliant conversationalist is one who talks to you about yourself.” -Lisa Kirk

“Whenever I dwell for any length of time on my own short-comings, they gradually
begin to seem mild, harmless, rather engaging little things, not at all like the staring
defects in other people’s characters.” –Margaret Halsey

“Since childhood is a time when kids prepare to be grown ups, I think it makes a lot
of sense to completely traumatize your children. Gets ’em ready for the real world” –George Carlin

Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
I was at the customer-service desk, returning a pair of jeans that was too tight.
“Was anything wrong with them?” the clerk asked.
“Yes,” I said. “They hurt my feelings.” 😳😅

Monday’s’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? “
“Well, I should probably tell you that I’m taking the bus because I had my driver’s license revoked.”
“For what?”
“Speeding.”

Answer: Speed!
Annie is one of a few people trapped on a bus that has been rigged with a bomb set to go off if the bus drops below a certain speed. Once the bus driver is shot by an over-anxious rider, Annie finds herself forced to take the wheel so that the bus does not slow down and blow up. The police manage to place an officer on the bus, and this conversation passes between them as he tries to figure out how to defuse the bomb.

Tuesday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from???
“It’s like this little electronic shadow on each and every one of us, just begging for someone to screw with. And you know what? They’ve done it to me.”

Monday’s Quizzler is….
As I get closer, my tail grows longer;
As I leave, my tail leads the way.

What am I?

Answer: A comet!
The tail of a comet is caused by the sun’s solar radiation pressure and solar wind. These force dust particles and ions to flow out from the comet, away from the sun. As a comet gets closer to the sun, the radiation pressure and wind get stronger, and the tail grows longer. The tail always extends away from the sun, so as the comet moves away from the sun, the tail is ahead of the comet’s general direction of movement (although not directly ahead, just farther away from the sun than the comet’s head).

Tuesday’s Quizzler is…….
Below are 3 pairs of words. Find the words that fit in the middle of each pair of words to create two new words, one front-ended and one back-ended.

Example: EVER – __ – HORN
Answer: EVER – GREEN – HORN

STEP – __ – PROOF
FIRE – __ – BOAT
PICK – __ – KNIFE

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