Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!


Here’s The Story….
So, Grandpa asked Dave at his engagement party your marriage to Grandma is legendary everyone talks about how you two get along so well and never fight, what’s the secret to your marital success? Well said Grandpa Joe after taking a deep puff on his cigar it all started on the way home from our wedding, we hadn’t gone but a mile when the horse started giving us trouble, I gave the horse a little whip and that’s when I heard your Grandma say in a low voice that’s strike one. A bit later the horse stopped again that’s strike two she said. The third time it stopped she grabbed my shotgun out of my holster and shot it in the head. I was in shock! What in the world was that all about? I had protested at the time. Thats strike one! she said back to me. “And that is what I owe our marital success to.” That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a WONDERFUL WEDNESDAY people, stay safe, and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁

q u o t e s o f t h e d a y

“Spread love everywhere you go. Let no one
ever come to you without leaving happier.” -Mother Teresa

“When you reach the end of your rope, tie a knot in
it and hang on.” -Franklin D. Roosevelt

“Always remember that you are absolutely unique.
Just like everyone else.” -Margaret Mead

“Don’t judge each day by the harvest you reap but
by the seeds that you plant.” -Robert Louis Stevenson

“The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty
of their dreams.” -Eleanor Roosevelt

Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
A solicitor for the Red Cross called upon a well-to-do young couple for a donation.
Hearing a commotion inside he knocked extra-loudly on the door. A somewhat
disheveled man admitted him in. “What can I do for you?” he growled, clearly
upset about something. “I would like to speak to the master of the house,” said
the solicitor politely. “Then you’re just in time,” barked the young man.
“My wife and I are settling that very question right now!”😳

Tuesday’s’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? “
“It’s like this little electronic shadow on each and every one of us, just begging for
someone to screw with. And you know what? They’ve done it to me.”

Answer: The Net!
A computer programmer who works out of her home, Angela has a disc fall into her hands that some very nasty people don’t want her having. In order to get it back they totally disrupt her life, assume her identity and create a rather unsavory replacement identity for her – and all of this is done using the internet. Wanted by the police, she is desperate to reclaim her life, but has trouble getting anyone to believe her, because of her reclusive lifestyle.

Wednesday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from???
“Touching cowboy, touching. Or should I call you Mr. McClane…Mr. Officer John McClane of the New York Police Department?”

Tuesday’s Quizzler is….​
Below are 3 pairs of words. Find the words that fit in the middle of each pair of words to create two new words, one front-ended and one back-ended.

Example: EVER – __ – HORN

  1. STEP – __ – PROOF
  2. FIRE – __ – BOAT
  3. PICK – __ – KNIFE

Answer: 1. STEP – CHILD – PROOF


Wednesday’s Quizzler is…….
I am bacterial waste, oh yes,
But just what type, can you guess?
Some put me on their fish and chips,
Others on floors to prevent slips.
Some put me on salads, some in stews,
Some on windows, even shoes.
So I’m bacterial waste, oh yes,
But my name can you guess?

LOOK for answers to today’s quizzlers in THURSDAY’S Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers & Teases! 😎 Like this newsletter? Want to receive it daily? Also, if you are on the list and do not want to continue to receive this email and would like your name removed from this distribution list, please send an email to the Eucman at,


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