Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!

WELCOME to THURSDAY JULY 28, 2022

Here’s The Story…..
According to a news report, a certain private school in Washington was recently faced with a
unique problem. A number of 12-year-old girls were beginning to use lipstick and would put it
on in the Bathroom. That was fine, but after they put on their lipstick they would press their
lips to the mirror leaving dozens of little lip prints. Every night the maintenance man would
remove them and the next day the girls would put them back. Finally the principal decided
that something had to be done. She called all the girls to the bathroom and met them there
with the maintenance man. She explained that all these lip prints were causing a major problem
for the custodian who had to clean the mirrors every night (you can just imagine the yawns from the little princesses).
To demonstrate how difficult it had been to clean the mirrors, she asked the maintenance man to
show the girls how much effort was required. He took out a long-handled squeegee, dipped it in
the toilet, and cleaned the mirror with it. Since then, there have been no lip prints on the mirror.
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a GREAT THURSDAY people, stay safe, and whatever
you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁

q u o t e s o f t h e d a y

“Be strong, be fearless, be beautiful. And believe that anything is possible
when you have the right people there to support you.” Misty Copeland

“For what it’s worth: It’s never too late to be whoever you want to be. I
hope you live a life you’re proud of, and if you find you’re not,
I hope you have the strength to start over again.” F. Scott Fitzgerald

“In the middle of a difficulty lies opportunity.”
Albert Einstein

“Strength does not come from physical capacity. It comes
from an indomitable will.” Mahatma Gandhi

“Courage is the most important of all the virtues because
without courage, you can’t practice any other virtue consistently.”
Maya Angelou

Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
The minister’s wife was a wonder at conserving food and rarely had to throw
away a bit of it. At one meal she gave her pastor husband nothing but leftovers
that the parson viewed with great disdain. He began to pick at the food, causing
his wife to say, “Dear, you forgot the blessing.” “Listen, sweetheart, if you can show
me one item that hasn’t been blessed at least two times, I can’t see what another prayer can do for it.”😳

Wednesday’s’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? “
“When do I learn how to drive?”
“When you’re sixteen.”
“When do I get a car?”
“When you’re eighteen.”

Answer: The Kid!
Image consultant Russ Duritz is a mean and cynical man. When he finds himself somehow being paid a visit by his eight-year-old self, he’s forced to look at the events in his life that shaped who he became, and make some long needed changes.
The interplay between Spencer Breslin and Bruce Willis is absolutely delightful, in this Disney film that was directed by Jon Turtletaub.

Thursday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from???
“It doesn’t matter how many people I’ve killed – what matters is how I get along with the people who are still alive.”

Wednesday’s Quizzler is….​
Three Paley brothers and three Thomson brothers operate a company that manufactures lie detectors. Three of these six men always tell the truth, and three always tell lies; neither set of brothers consists exclusively of liars. Some recent statements from the six men are recorded below. Can you find the six men’s full names, and tell which men tell the truth and which tell lies?

  1. Alan: “Both my brothers tell lies.”
  2. Boris: “Both my brothers tell the truth.”
    3: Chuck: “Alan and Boris are both liars.”
  3. Dalman: “Chuck and I are brothers.”
  4. Edwin: “Boris and I are brothers.”
  5. Finney: “Edwin tells the truth.”
  6. Finney: “Boris is one of the Paleys.”

Answer: Alan Thompson, Liar
Boris Paley, liar
Chuck Thomson, truthteller
Dalman Paley, liar
Edwin Paley, truthteller
Finney Thomson, truthteller

Neither set of brothers consists entirely of liars (introduction), so neither consists entirely of truthtellers, either. Boris, then, can’t be telling the truth (clue 2); Boris is a liar. If Alan lies, then Chuck tells the truth (clue 3), and vice versa, so between Alan and Chuck, one is a liar and one a truthteller. By elimination, Dalman, Edwin, and Finney are, in some order, one liar and two truthtellers. If Finney is a liar, so is Edwin (clue 6), which is impossible; so Finney tells the truth and so does Edwin (Clue 6); Dalman, then, is a liar. Boris is a Paley (clue 7). Edwin is a Paley (clue 5). Chuck and Dalman are not brothers (clue 4), so one is a Paley and the other a Thomson; by elimination, Alan and Finney are both Thomsons. Finney Thomson tells the truth, so Alan Thomson is a liar (clue 1) and Chuck is a truthteller (clue 3). Boris Paley lied when he said both of his brothers tell the truth (clue 2); one of his brothers is Edwin Paley, a truthteller, so the other must be a liar – and therefore the third Paley can’t be Chuck, a truthteller, so must be Dalman, a liar. By elimination, Chuck is a Thompson. …got it?

Thursday’s Quizzler is…….

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