Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!

WELCOME to FRIDAY JULY 29, 2022

Ten Things I know about you
1) You are reading this.
2) You are human.
3) You can’t say the letter ”P” without separating your lips.
4) You just attempted to do it.
6) You are laughing at yourself.
7) You have a smile on your face and you skipped No. 5.
8) You just checked to see if there is a No. 5.
9) You laugh at this because you are a fun loving person & everyone does it too.
10) You are probably going to send this to see who else falls for it.
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a GREAT WEEKEND people, stay safe, and whatever
you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁

q u o t e s o f t h e d a y

Mastering others is strength, mastering
yourself is true power. Lao Tzu

It is not the mountain we conquer
but ourselves. Edmund Hillary

Shallow men believe in luck. Strong men believe
in cause and effect. Ralph Waldo Emerson

Some of us think holding on makes us strong; but
sometimes it is letting go. Hermann Hesse

Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
I was traveling through Georgia last summer and stopped at a little backwoods
country store. In the men’s room there was a handwritten sign above the
malfunctioning potty which said, “Please Wiggel Handel”.
Below that some wit had written, “If I do, will it wiggel Bach?” 😳

Thursday’s’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? “
“It doesn’t matter how many people I’ve killed – what matters is how I get along with the people who are still alive.”

Answer: The Whole Nine Yards!
Life isn’t good for Nicholas Oseransky. He’s trapped in a truly horrible marriage, and he’s just found out that his new next door neighbour is a hit man who’s wanted by the Chicago mob. This quote is Jimmy’s rather unique way of trying to make Nicholas feel better about living next door to a hit man.
Jonathan Lynn directed Brude Willis, Matthew Perry, Rosanna Arquette and Michael Clarke Duncan in this very funny film.

Friday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from???
“I’ll tell you what your problem is, you don’t like me because you’re a racist.”
“What?”
“You’re a racist. You don’t like me because I’m white.”
“I don’t like you because you’re going to get me killed.”

Thursday’s Quizzler is….​
ACT_O_

Answer: Missing in action

Friday’s Quizzler is…….
A donkey behind another donkey
I’m behind that second donkey
But there is a whole nation behind me

It is a murder you can describe in a word.

LOOK for answers to today’s quizzlers in MONDAY’S Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers & Teases! 😎 Like this newsletter? Want to receive it daily? Also, if you are on the list and do not want to continue to receive this email and would like your name removed from this distribution list, please send an email to the Eucman at Eucstraman@hotmail.com., https://dailyjokesquotesquizzlersandteases.wordpress.com/

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