Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!

WELCOME to TUESDAY AUGUST 2, 2022

Dear Tech Support:
Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 and noticed that the new program began
unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space and valuable resources. No mention
of this phenomenon was included in the product brochure. In addition, Wife 1.0 installs itself
into all other programs and launches during system initialization, where it monitors all other system activity.
Applications such as Pokernight 10.3, DrunkenBoys Night 2.5 and Saturday Football 5.0 no longer run,
crashing the system whenever selected. I cannot seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while
attempting to run some of my other favorite applications.
I am thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0, but uninstall does not work on
this program. Can you help me, please!!
Thanks, Joe

That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a HAPPY TUESDAY people, stay safe, and whatever
you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁

q u o t e s o f t h e d a y

“Delta announced that it is shrinking the size of its bathrooms to add four more seats
on every plane. Cuz every time I’m in a plane’s bathroom, I always think: ‘Man, they
could fit at LEAST three more people in here.'” -Jimmy Fallon

“A Massachusetts man was arrested this weekend for stripping naked and doing yoga
poses in a Planet Fitness gym. That story again, a man in Massachusetts has become
the first person ever to successfully cancel his gym membership.” -Seth Meyers

“Some big news here in California: The state’s Supreme Court just blocked an initiative
asking people to vote on whether California should be split into three separate states.
Had it split, the three different states would have been known as Northern California,
Southern California, and More Racist Arizona.” -James Corden

Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
My mother and I were walking through the mall when a man stopped us to ask if
we would take part in a survey. One of the questions was; “Do you think there is too much sex in movies?”
“I don’t know,” replied my mother. “I’m usually too wrapped up in the film to notice
what the rest of the audience is doing.” 😳

Monday’s’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? “
“I’m gonna ask you a question, and it’s going to sound a little weird, so just think about it. DO you remember me ever being sick?”
“I don’t, I can’t remember.”
“No cold, no fever, no headache…isn’t that a little weird?”

Answer: Unbreakable!
Not only has David Dunn never been sick a day in his life, but he’s also walked away unscratched from a train crash that killed 131 people. Elijah Price is the opposite – he’s so fragile and has broken so many bones that he’s earned himself the nickname “Mr. Glass”. Dunn never gave much thought to his remarkable health until Price sought him out to explain his bizarre theory…that Dunn is unbreakable, and a true comic-book style hero. This exchange takes place between Dunn and his wife, when he’s still struggling with the concept that he really has never been sick.
Bruce Willis, Samuel L. Jackson and Robin Wright Penn starred under M. Night Shyamalan’s direction.

Tuesday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from???
“I do believe Marsellus Wallace, my husband and your boss, told you to take me out and do whatever I wanted. Now, I wanna dance, and I wanna win. I want that trophy, so dance good.”

Monday’s Quizzler is….​
I creep in with feline grace –
Stealthy, silent, gliding –
Adding beauty, mystery, and stillness to all in my path.

My shape is ever-changing:
Pausing and moving, here and there,
A cool caress across your cheek as I slip quietly by.

But my looks are deceiving –
Peril may lurk behind my misty veil.
Slow down, be cautious, or you may abruptly meet with danger there.

What am I?

Answer: Fog.

Tuesday’s Quizzler is…….
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LOOK for answers to today’s quizzlers in WEDNESDAY’S Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers & Teases! 😎 Like this newsletter? Want to receive it daily? Also, if you are on the list and do not want to continue to receive this email and would like your name removed from this distribution list, please send an email to the Eucman at Eucstraman@hotmail.com., https://dailyjokesquotesquizzlersandteases.wordpress.com/

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