Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!

WELCOME to WEDNESDAY AUGUST 3, 2022

Here’s The Story…
A man died and went to The Judgment, they told him , “Before you meet with God, I should tell you
— we’ve looked over your life, and to be honest you really didn’t do anything particularly good or bad.
We’re not really sure what to do with you. Can you tell us anything you did that can help us make a decision?”
The newly arrived soul thought for a moment and replied, “Yeah, once I was driving along and came upon
a person who was being harassed by a group of thugs. So I pulled over, got out a bat, and went up to the
leader of the thugs. He was a big, muscular guy with a ring pierced through his lip. Well, I tore the ring out
of his lip, and told him he and his gang had better stop bothering this guy or they would have to deal with me!”
“Wow that’s impressive, “When did this happen?” “About three minutes ago,” came the reply. 😳
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a WONDERFUL WEDNESDAY people, stay safe, and whatever
you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁

q u o t e s o f t h e d a y

You will face many defeats in life, but never let
yourself be defeated. -Maya Angelou

The greatest glory in living lies not in never falling,
but in rising every time we fall. -Nelson Mandela

In the end, it’s not the years in your life that count.
It’s the life in your years. -Abraham Lincoln

Never let the fear of striking out keep you from
playing the game. -Babe Ruth

Life is either a daring adventure or
nothing at all. -Helen Keller

Many of life’s failures are people who did not realize
how close they were to success when
they gave up. -Thomas A. Edison

You have brains in your head. You have feet in your
shoes. You can steer yourself any direction you choose. -Dr. Seuss

Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
Harry was working at a construction site when he came across a bottle. He popped it open and out came a Genie. “I gotta warn you,” said the Genie “I’m not that powerful but I’ll try my best.” “Well” said Harry, “I’m trying desperately to start a new business and I have a very important meeting tonight with a potential investor…” “I’ll tell you what,” said the Genie, “and this is the best I can do. I’ll give you a one time good luck charm. To start it say, 123. When you’re done, say 1234.” And with that the Genie was gone in a puff of smoke. Harry couldn’t believe his good luck. As he nervously tied his tie in front of the mirror, he kept on repeating over in his head 123, 123, 123. Harry nervously knocked on the rich man’s office. “Come in,” said the man in a deep imposing voice. OK, here goes thought Harry to himself as he sat down across from the man. Before he started he muttered to himself “123”, suddenly he knew everything would be OK. He opened up his mouth to start speaking but before he could say anything the man behind the desk pleasantly asked, “What did you say 123, for?”

Tuesday’s’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? “
“I do believe Marsellus Wallace, my husband and your boss, told you to take me out and do
whatever I wanted. Now, I wanna dance, and I wanna win. I want that trophy, so dance good.”

Answer: Pulp Fiction!
This bizarre film, by Quentin Tarantino, links 4 different vignettes of violent and criminal activity. This quote is said just before the very famous dance scene, by Mia Wallace to one of the hit men who works for her husband. Uma Thurman, John Travolta, Samuel L. Jackson, Ving Rhames and Bruce Willis star.

Wednesday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from???
“What do I want to be when I grow up? Alive.”

Tuesday’s Quizzler is….
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Answer: Getting up before the crack of dawn.

Wednesday’s Quizzler is…….
The following word pairs are anagrams which can be combined to form the
name of an animal or insect. Try to figure it out.

1.Log, Rail

2.Lone, Tape

3.Cot, Soup

4.Moral, Dial

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