WELCOME to FRIDAY AUGUST 5, 2022
Here’s The Story…
A fellow walked into a bank in New York City asking for a loan for $4000 dollars. “Well, before
we lend you the money we are going to need some kind of security” the bank teller said. “No problem” the man responded here are the keys to my car “you’ll see it, it’s a black Porsche parked in the back of the parking lot.” A few weeks later the man returned to pay off his loan. While he was paying it up, along with the interest of $11 dollars, the manager came over, “sir, we are very happy to have you’re business, but if you don’t mind me asking, after you left we looked into you and found out that you are a millionaire, why would you need to borrow $4000 dollars?” “Well, the fellow responded it’s quite simple, where else can I park my car for three weeks in New York for $11 dollars?” 😳 That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a GREAT WEEKEND!
people, stay safe, and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁
q u o t e s o f t h e d a y
“If you can’t fly then run, if you can’t run then walk, if you
can’t walk then crawl, but whatever you do you have
to keep moving forward.” —Martin Luther King, Jr.
“Knowing trees, I understand the meaning of patience.
Knowing grass, I can appreciate persistence.” —Hal Borland.
“Have patience with all things but first
of all with yourself.” —Francis de Sales.
“We need women who are so strong they can be gentle, so
educated they can be humble, so fierce they can be
compassionate, so passionate they can be rational, and so
disciplined they can be free.” —Kavita Ramdas.
Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
I was at a stop light, behind a car with a bumper sticker that said “Honk if you love Jesus.”
So I honked. The driver leaned out his window, gave me an very impolite gesture, and yelled,
“Can’t you see the light is still red, you MORON!?” 😳
Thursday’s’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? “
“My first day as a woman and I am already having hot flashes”
Answer: Mrs. Doubtfire!
Daniel and Miranda Hillard were going through a divorce and Daniel wanted to spend more time with his children. He decided to become a new “woman” and became Mrs. Doubtfire, the nanny to the children. His first day on the job he was fixing dinner and his upper half got a little too close to the flames and he was set on fire. This is the scene that sparked (get the pun?) the comment, “having hot flashes…”
Friday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from???
“Seeing as how the V.P. is such a V.I.P., shouldn’t we keep the P.C. on the Q.T.? ‘Cause of the leaks to the V.C. he could end up M.I.A., and then we’d all be put out in K.P.”
Thursday’s Quizzler is….
Now that Forrie Agincourt has turned 13, he’s at loggerheads with his parents on a weekly basis, but his relationship with Auntie Jenn is everything a mentally active new teen could want. Over Labour Day weekend, the two of them scoured the dictionary for another list of apparent antonyms with which he could confound his progenitors. Each pair of definitions below involves two words that are spelled the same … except that the first start with “pro” and the second starts with “con”. Although Forrie wasn’t as polite when he challenged his parents with this second list, they still gave it a try. Prospera got 4 words, and Connor got 3. How many can you get?
- a stately parade — a grant
- plentiful — befuddle
- faculty member — clerical role
- an incitement — a gathering
- earliest form — 1,000 escudos
- formal catalogue — summary
- turn a hand palm down — analogous
Answer: 1. procession — concession
- profuse — confuse
- professor — confessor
- provocation — convocation
- proto — conto
- prospectus — conspectus
- pronate — connate
Friday’s Quizzler is…….
What is represented below?
LOOK for answers to today’s quizzlers in MONDAY’S Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers & Teases! 😎 Like this newsletter? Want to receive it daily? Also, if you are on the list and do not want to continue to receive this email and would like your name removed from this distribution list, please send an email to the Eucman at Eucstraman@hotmail.com., https://dailyjokesquotesquizzlersandteases.wordpress.com/
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