WELCOME to MONDAY AUGUST 9, 2022
Here’s The Story…
A little boy goes to his father and asks, “Daddy, how was I born?”
The father answers, “Well son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway! Your Mom
and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom
and we met at a cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room, and googled each other. There
your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we
discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete
button, nine months later a little Pop-Up appeared that said: “You got male!”😳
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a HAPPY TUESDAY!
people, stay safe, and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁
q u o t e s o f t h e d a y
“A guy here in New York swims in the Hudson River every week to prove that
it’s clean. If you want to meet him in person, services are being held on 43rd
Street at the Sherwood Funeral Home.” -Jimmy Fallon
“According to a new survey, fewer than 2 percent of hiring managers said they
were actively recruiting graduates with liberal arts degrees. Liberal arts graduates
responded by saying, ‘Latte for Karen.'” -Seth Meyers
“A recent government report revealed that a California DMV employee fell asleep
at her desk for up to three hours a day and this went on for nearly four years. She
fell asleep at her desk for three hours a day, or as they call that at the DMV,
Employee of the Month.” -James Corden
Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
“Did you give the prisoner the third degree?” the police sergeant asked the detective.
“Yeah, we browbeat him pretty good,” nodded the other. “Asked him every question we could think of.” “And did you get a confession?” asked the sergeant. “Not exactly,” explained the officer. “All he’d say was, ‘Yes dear,’ and dozed off.” 😳
Monday’s’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? “
“Hello. My name is Leonard Lowe. It has been explained to me that I’ve been away for a long time. I’m back.”
Robin Williams played Dr. Malcolm Sayer in the movie “Awakenings” in 1990. Dr. Sayer thought he could awaken a select group of people from their “coma-type” states. His first victim was Leonard, played beautifully by Robert DeNiro. Dr. Sayer was trying to get more funds for the medication, so a film was made with Leonard, showing how the patients could “come back to life.” Both DeNiro and Williams deserved an Oscar for their performances, however only DeNiro was nominated.
Tuesday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from???
“What the hell are Pirin tablets?” Agador came back with, “It’s aspirin with the “A” and the “S” scraped off.”
Monday’s Quizzler is….
Can you identify what phrase is represented here?
Answer: na S me T of O lo P ve
Stop, in the name of love!
Tuesday’s Quizzler is…….
Below are incomplete words. Place three (3) letters in each bracket so that you
can complete the word on the left and begin the word on the right. Good luck.
unf (_ _ _ ) est
to (_ _ ) tures hic ( _ ) ful eit ( _ ) etic fee ( _ ) eder he ( _ _) ful
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