WELCOME to WEDNESDAY AUGUST 10, 2022
Here’s The Story…
Becky was 73 and just got her first computer. After her son spent over 2 hours
teaching her how to use it, she was sure she knew everything there was to know
about computers. Unfortunately though, one day she couldn’t get it to start so she
promptly called an IT guy to come over and take a look at it. The IT guy managed
to fix the issue in a few minutes and was on his way. Becky was proud when she
overheard the IT guy on the phone with his boss telling him about the issue, she was
sure it meant it was a serious issue and she was sure she took care of it the right way.
“Excuse me if you don’t mind me asking,” asked Becky to the man on his way out.
“I couldn’t help overhearing you on the phone with your boss. What exactly is an
Id ten T problem? Just so I can tell my son.” The man smiled, took out a pen,
“it stands for this: I-D -1-0-T”.😳
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a WONDERFUL WEDNESDAY!
people, stay safe, and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁
q u o t e s o f t h e d a y
“Not how long, but how well you have
lived is the main thing.” — Seneca
“If life were predictable it would cease to be
life, and be without flavor.” – Eleanor Roosevelt
“The whole secret of a successful life is to find
out what is one’s destiny to do, and then do it.”– Henry Ford
“In order to write about life first you
must live it.”– Ernest Hemingway
“The big lesson in life, baby, is never be scared
of anyone or anything.”– Frank Sinatra
Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
On the day of my big job interview I woke up late. Frantically I threw on a suit.
“OH NO!” I thought. “MY TIE! My Dad was out of town and wasn’t there to help me,
and for the life of me I did not know how to tie a tie! I grabbed a tie and ran out the
door. “Excuse me sir,” I said to the crossing guard, “I have an important job interview,
can you please help me make this tie?!” “Sure” said the guard, “just lie down on this bench.”
Well if someone was going to help me I wasn’t going to ask any questions. After he finished
and the tie looked good I just had to ask why I had to lie down. “Well in my previous job I
learned how to tie tie’s on other people when they were lying down. He replied. What was
your previous job? I asked incredulously. “I ran a morg.” Was the reply. 😳
Tuesday’s’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? “
“What the hell are Pirin tablets?” Agador came back with, “It’s aspirin with the “A” and the “S” scraped off.”
Answer: The Birdcage!
Robin Williams and Nathan Lane team up as lovers in this outrageous adventurous film. Nathan’s character is a little “high strung” at times and he needs to mellow down about three or four notches. Agador gives him Pirin tablets, to help calm him down.
Wednesday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from???
“Rule Number Three: I can’t bring people back from the dead. It’s not a pretty picture, and I don’t like doing it.”
Tuesday’s Quizzler is….
Below are incomplete words. Place three (3) letters in each bracket so that you
can complete the word on the left and begin the word on the right. Good luck.
unf (_ _ _ ) est
to (_ _ ) tures hic ( _ ) ful eit ( _ ) etic fee ( _ ) eder he ( _ _) ful
Answer: unfold – oldest
topic – pictures
hiccup – cupful
either – heretic
feeble – bleeder
heart – artful
Wednesday’s Quizzler is…….
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