WELCOME to FRIDAY AUGUST 12, 2022
Here’s The Story….
An Amish girl and her mother were visiting a mall. They were amazed by almost everything
they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and back together again.
The girl asked, “Mother, what is this?” The mother, never having seen an elevator, responded,
“I have never seen anything like this in my life. I don’t know what it is.” While the girl and her
mother watched with amazement, an old man in a wheelchair rolled up to the moving walls and
pressed a button. The walls opened and the man rolled between them into a small room. The walls
closed and the girl and her mother watched the small numbers above the walls light up sequentially.
They continued to watch until the last number was reached, and they watched some more as the
numbers began to light in reverse order. The walls opened up again and a hunky young man stepped out. The mother, not taking her eyes off the young man, said quietly to her daughter, “Go get your father.”😳 That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a GREAT WEEKEND!
people, stay safe, and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁
q u o t e s o f t h e d a y
“Love is such a powerful force. It’s there for everyone to embrace-that kind
of unconditional love for all of humankind. That is the kind of love that impels
people to go into the community and try to change conditions for others,
to take risks for what they believe in.” Coretta Scott King
“To be fully seen by somebody, then, and be loved anyhow – this
is a human offering that can border on miraculous.” Elizabeth Gilbert
“There’s all kinds of reasons that you fall in love with one person rather than
another: Timing is important. Proximity is important.
Mystery is important.” Helen Fisher
Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
A doctor and a lawyer were both at a reception. The lawyer noticed that people were constantly coming over to the doctor. “Why are so many people coming over to you?” asked the lawyer. “It’s terrible,” sighed the doctor, “ever since I became a doctor I don’t have a moments peace, people are constantly coming over to me for medical advice.” “I’ll tell you what I do,” said the lawyer with a sneer , “I send them a bill in the mail.” The doctor agreed with the lawyer that this was a good solution. The next day upon mailing the bills he was surprised to see a letter from the lawyer, he was even more surprised when he opened it………….it was a bill! 😳
Thursday’s’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? “
“He really did lose his marbles, didn’t he?”
Everyone thought that Tootles had really lost his marbles, brains wise, but came to find out he didn’t.
He really lost a bag of marbles in Neverland!
Friday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from???
Everyone wanted to know what his initials, T.S., stood for. He told Helen it stood for “Terribly Sexy, but it used to be Terribly Shy.” He told the babysitter that it stood for “Terribly Sad.”
Thursday’s Quizzler is….
I’m never there when you need me,
For me you’ll have to wait,
I’ll provide a wealth of knowledge,
But always just too late,
What am I?
Friday’s Quizzler is…….
What’s this rebus?
LOOK for answers to today’s quizzlers in MONDAY’S Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers & Teases! 😎 Like this newsletter? Want to receive it daily? Also, if you are on the list and do not want to continue to receive this email and would like your name removed from this distribution list, please send an email to the Eucman at Eucstraman@hotmail.com., https://dailyjokesquotesquizzlersandteases.wordpress.com/
CHECK THIS BOOK OUT online at https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07FF669PT/ref=sr_1_1?s=digital-text&ie=UTF8&qid=1531337765&sr=1-1&keywords=The+Banquet+Servers+Hand+Guide#, Amazon.com: The Banquet Servers Hand Guide (Basic) eBook: Euclid Strayhorn: Kindle Store.