Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!

WELCOME to THURSDAY AUGUST 18, 2022

Creative Definitions…
The Washington Post’s “Style Invitational” asked readers to take any word
from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting or changing one letter, and supply a new definition.

Reintarnation: Coming back to life as a hillbilly.

Foreploy: Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of having relations.

Giraffiti: Vandalisim spray-painted very, very high….

Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the recipient who doesn’t get it.

Inoculatte: To take coffee intravenously when you are running late.

Hipatitis: Terminal coolness.

Osteopornosis: A degenerate disease.

Burglesque: A poorly planned break-in.

Karmageddon: It’s like, when everybody is sending off all these really bad vibes, right? And
then, like, the Earth explodes and it’s like a serious bummer.

Glibido: All talk and no action.

Dopeler effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly.

Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a refund from the IRS, which lasts until you realize it was your money to start with.

That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a GREAT THURSDAY! people, stay safe, and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁

q u o t e s o f t h e d a y

“The way I see it, if you want the rainbow, you gotta
put up with the rain.” —Dolly Parton

“Do all the good you can, for all the people you can, in
all the ways you can, as long as you can.” — Hillary Clinton

“Don’t settle for what life gives you; make life better and
build something.” — Ashton Kutcher

“Everybody wants to be famous, but nobody wants to do the work.
I live by that. You grind hard so you can play hard. At the end of the
day, you put all the work in, and eventually it’ll pay off. It could be in
a year, it could be in 30 years. Eventually,
your hard work will pay off.” — Kevin Hart

Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
Little Noah came into the house with a new harmonica. “Grandpa, do you mind if I play this in here?”
“Of course not, Noah. I love music. In fact, when your grandma and I were young, music saved my life.” “What happened?” “Well, it was during the famous Johnstown flood. The dam broke and when the water hit out house it knocked it right off the foundation. Grandma got on the dining room table and floated out safely.” “What about you?” “Me? I accompanied her on the piano!” 😳

Wednesday’s’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? “
“I wanted it to be you. I wanted it to be you so badly.”

Answer: You’ve Got Mail!
When his father’s mammoth book chain put her little ‘Shop Around the Corner’ out of business, Joe Fox and Kathleen Kelly were at loggerheads, each of them representing a totally different approach to life. What they didn’t realize was that they had already been corresponding for some time via their email. This line is delivered at the end of the movie, when Kathleen discovers that her cyber friend, and Joe are one and the same.

Thursday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from???
“We just lost the moon.”

Wednesday’s Quizzler is….​
Can you decipher this common phrase?

eyeeseeexcept

Answer: I before E except after C

Thursday’s Quizzler is…….
Below are definitions of words (with the length of the word in parentheses), followed
by a clue for a broken version of the word. For example:

PONDERING (8)…Monarch after dieting.

Would result in the word “THINKING”, which could be broken into “THIN KING”.

Can you decipher the five words below?

  1. Certain Evening (9)…Tiny chess piece
  2. Deed Subjects (10)…Cravats that are suitable
  3. Ne’er-do-well (11)…Onion performing hip-hop music
  4. Hawaiian person, eg. (8)…Confessions of a scandalmonger
  5. Buddhist belief (13)…Flower adorning a horse’s bridle

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