Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!

WELCOME to MONDAY AUGUST 22, 2022

Riddles Rule…
Q: Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused his dentist’s novocaine during root canal work?
A: He wanted to transcend dental medication!

Q: Did you hear about the guy who was tap dancing?
A: He broke his ankle when he fell into the sink.

Q: What did the fish say when it hit a concrete wall?
A: “Dam.”

Q: What do prisoners use to call each other?
A: Cell phones.

Q: What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t work?
A: A stick.

Q: What do you get from a pampered cow?
A: Spoiled milk.

Q: What kind of coffee and what kind of lettuce was served on the Titanic?
A: Sanka and iceberg.

That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a GREAT MONDAY people, stay safe, and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁

q u o t e s o f t h e d a y

“For a lot of children, the party known as summer is over. Don’t worry, kids. School
will end eventually and then you’ll get to go to a different kind of school called work,
and it only ends when you get old and die.” -Jimmy Kimmel

“Scientists in Canada are working to create the world’s first beer brewed entirely from
cannabis. Scientists say they’ve been working tirelessly from morning to mid-morning.” -Seth Meyers

“An 11-year-old boy in Florida was able to hack into a state elections website and change
results in under 10 minutes. So get ready to meet Florida’s next governor, Fortnite McDeadpool.” -Jimmy Fallon

Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
Two buddies were getting dressed in the locker room after a workout, when the
first man saw something that give him a bit of a shock.
“How long have you been wearing that bra?” the man asked his friend.
The friend replies, “Ever since my wife found it in the glove compartment of my car.” 😳

Friday’s’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? “
“You, madam, are addressing a man who is in fact quiet, and yet…not quiet.”

Answer: The Ladykillers!
This hysterical movie is about a gang of thieves who tunnel into the vaults of the nearby casino, using an elderly widow’s dirt basement as their starting point. This line is delivered when the leader of the group is applying to board at the widow’s house, proposing to use her basement as a place to practice their music.

Monday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from???
“Aha! Look what I have created. I have made FIRE!”

Friday’s Quizzler is….​
I have no mind or a soul.
I’ve been eternally attached since man’s dawn.
My kind disappear on and off,
to everyone I accompany them to their death,
and buried with them, then I hide away when the casket shuts.
Answer: A shadow

Monday’s Quizzler is…….
What is this?

Sticker Bum
Sticker Sticker Bum Bum
Sticker Sticker Sticker Bum Bum Bum

LOOK for answers to today’s quizzlers in TUESDAY’S Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers & Teases! 😎 Like this newsletter? Want to receive it daily? Also, if you are on the list and do not want to continue to receive this email and would like your name removed from this distribution list, please send an email to the Eucman at Eucstraman@hotmail.com., https://dailyjokesquotesquizzlersandteases.wordpress.com/

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