Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!

WELCOME to TUESDAY AUGUST 23, 2022

Anagrams…
An Anagram, as you know, is a word or phrase made by transposing or rearranging the letters
of another word or phrase. The following are exceptionally clever. Someone out there either has
way too much time to waste or is deadly at Scrabble. And NO! I haven’t checked each one out
but don’t you wish you had nothing better to do just for a day or so….or even wonder what
someone with this kind of “smarts” could do if better applied.

Dormitory — Dirty Room

Evangelist — Evil’s Agent

Desperation — A Rope Ends It

The Morse Code — Here Come Dots

Slot Machines — Cash Lost in ’em

Animosity — Is No Amity

Mother-in-law — Woman Hitler

Snooze Alarms — Alas! No More Z’s

Alec Guinness — Genuine Class

Semolina — Is No Meal

The Public Art Galleries — Large Picture Halls, I Bet

A Decimal Point — I’m a Dot in Place

The Earthquakes — That Queer Shake

Eleven plus two — Twelve plus one

Contradiction — Accord not in it

This one’s truly amazing:
“To be or not to be: that is the question, whether tis nobler in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune.”
And the anagram:
“In one of the Bard’s best-thought-of tragedies, our insistent hero, Hamlet, queries on two fronts about how life turns rotten.”

And for the grand finale:
“That’s one small step for a man, one giant leap for mankind.” Neil Armstrong
The anagram:
“Thin man ran; makes a large stride, left planet, pins flag on moon! On to Mars!”

That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a HAPPY TUESDAY people, stay safe, and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁

q u o t e s o f t h e d a y

“And one has to understand that braveness is not the absence of fear
but rather the strength to keep on going forward despite the fear.” —Paulo Coelho

“No matter how much falls on us, we keep plowing ahead. That’s
the only way to keep the roads clear.” —Greg Kincaid

“We are stronger, gentler, more resilient, and more
beautiful than any of us imagine.” —Mark Nepo.

“The human capacity for burden is like bamboo — far more flexible
than you’d ever believe at first glance.” —Jodi Picoult

“Life is not easy for any of us. But what of that? We must have perseverance
and, above all, confidence in ourselves. We must believe we are gifted for
something and that this thing must be attained.” —Marie Curie.

Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
Senators William B. Spong of Virginia and Hiram Fong of Hawaii sponsored a
bill recommending the mass ringing of church bells to welcome the arrival in
Hong Kong of the U.S. Table Tennis Team after its tour of Communist China.
The bill failed to pass, cheating the Senate out of passing the Spong-Fong
Hong Kong Ping Pong Ding Dong Bell Bill. 😳

Monday’s’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? “
“Aha! Look what I have created. I have made FIRE!”

Answer: Cast Away!
The sole survivor of a plane crash, Chuck Noland spends four lonely years on a deserted island with
only a volleyball for company. This scene, in which he is able to start a fire, is a very powerful one.

Tuesday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from???
“It’s not a laser. It’s a little light that blinks.”
“What’s wrong with him?”
“Laser envy.”

Monday’s Quizzler is….​
What is this?

Sticker Bum
Sticker Sticker Bum Bum
Sticker Sticker Sticker Bum Bum Bum

Answer: A Bumper Sticker
lit. A bum per sticker

Tuesday’s Quizzler is…….
Find the word that precedes or follows four of the five words in each group below. Then,
find the bonus word that precedes or follows the five words you’ve eliminated. (One from each group)

  1. Bean, milk, chamber, nurse, bar
  2. Case, flag, pattern, tube, pilot
  3. Suit, book, ridge, breaker, man
  4. Ball, theme, trailer, double, may
  5. Cat, lily, shark, ski, moth
    BONUS : __

LOOK for answers to today’s quizzlers in WEDNESDAY’S Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers & Teases! 😎 Like this newsletter? Want to receive it daily? Also, if you are on the list and do not want to continue to receive this email and would like your name removed from this distribution list, please send an email to the Eucman at Eucstraman@hotmail.com., https://dailyjokesquotesquizzlersandteases.wordpress.com/

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