Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!

WELCOME to WEDNESDAY AUGUST 24, 2022

Tongue Twisters…
Before trying the tongue twister make sure you stick out and wriggle your tongue for some
warming up. in one breath please say as fast as you can. Try these enthusiatically. It might
just be the thing to wake you up on a sleepy afternoon.

A tutor who tooted the flute tried to tutor two tooters to toot said the two to the
tutor is it harder to toot or to tutor two tooters to toot?

There is no need to light a night light on a light night like tonight; for a night light’s
just a slight light on a light night like tonight.

If she stops at the shop where I stop and if she shops in the shop where I shop, then
I shan’t stop to shop at the shop where she stops to shop.

I had an old saw, and I bought a new saw. I took the handle off the old saw and put it
on the new saw. and of all the saws I ever saw I never saw a saw saw like that new saw sawed.

Betty botter bought some butter but she said,”the butter’s bitter, if I put it in my batter it will
make the batter bitter.” so she bought a bit of butter, better than her bitter butter, and
she put it in her batter and so the batter wasn’t bitter.

Swim, sam, swim, show them you’re a swimmer! six sharp sharks
seek small snacks so swim, sam, swim!

Down the slipper slide they slid sitting slightly sideways: slipping swiftly,
see them skid on holidays and fridays.

A flea and a fly in a flue were imprisoned so what could they do? said the fly,”let us flee!”
“let us fly!” said the flea so they flew through a flaw in the flue.

the suitors wore shorts and a short shooting suit to a short suit. but the shorts didn’t suit the
short shooting suit, and at the short suit the short shooting suit didn’t suit. oh, shoot!

Peter piper picked a pack of pickled peppers a pack of pickled peppers peter piper picked. if
peter piper picked a pack of pickled peppers, where’s the pack of pickled peppers peter piper picked?

That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a WONDERFUL WEDNESDAY people, stay safe, and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁

q u o t e s o f t h e d a y

“A guy in New York is selling the world’s largest video game collection, which
includes 11,000 games. He doesn’t really want to sell it, but he needs
some way to pay for the divorce.” -Jimmy Fallon

“A Colorado man unsuccessfully tried to break into a University of Colorado ATM
by spraying it with acid and waiting for it to eat the protective covering away.
He was caught when authorities examined the three hours of
security footage of his face.” -Seth Meyers

“A new study says that children are suffering bad health effects from eating too
much pizza. The study was explained in a pie chart which children
immediately tried to eat.” -Conan O’Brien

Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
A worker in the reference department of the Library of Congress received a call asking
the meaning of the phrase “without recourse.” He consulted a legal dictionary and furnished
this definition, “Said of a signer of a document when he takes no responsibility for the face of the document.” “Thank you,” said the voice at the other end of the wire. “I have an autographed photograph of Coolidge. It’s signed, “Without recourse, Calvin Coolidge.” 😳

Tuesday’s’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? “
“It’s not a laser. It’s a little light that blinks.”
“What’s wrong with him?”
“Laser envy.”

Answer: Toy Story!
When Andy gets a Buzz Lightyear action figure for his birthday, Woody soon finds that he is no
longer Andy’s favorite toy. To make matters even worse, the rest of Andy’s toys seem very taken with Buzz.

Wednesday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from???
“Verbal ability is a highly overrated thing in a guy, and it’s our pathetic need for it that gets us into so much trouble.”

Tuesday’s Quizzler is….​
Find the word that precedes or follows four of the five words in each group below. Then,
find the bonus word that precedes or follows the five words you’ve eliminated. (One from each group)

  1. Bean, milk, chamber, nurse, bar
  2. Case, flag, pattern, tube, pilot
  3. Suit, book, ridge, breaker, man
  4. Ball, theme, trailer, double, may
  5. Cat, lily, shark, ski, moth
    BONUS : __

Answer: 1. Maid (milk-maid, chamber-maid, nurse-maid, bar-maid)

  1. Test (test-case, test-pattern, test-tube, test-pilot)
  2. Law (law-suit, law-book, law-breaker, law-man)
  3. Park (ball-park, theme-park, trailer-park, double-park)
  4. Tiger (tiger-cat, tiger-lily, tiger-shark, tiger-moth)
    BONUS: Pole (bean-pole, flag-pole, ridge-pole, may-pole, ski-pole)

Wednesday’s Quizzler is…….
Can you determine which common word is represented by this image?

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