WELCOME to THURSDAY AUGUST 25, 2022
The Name Game…
If Yoko Ono had married Sonny Bono, she’d be Yoko Ono Bono.
If Bo Derek married Don Ho, she’d be Bo Ho.
If Ella Fitzgerald married Darth Vader she’d be Ella Vader.
If Cat Stevens married Snoop Doggy Dogg, he’d be Cat Doggy Dogg.
If Olivia Newton John married Wayne Newton, then divorced him to marry Elton
John, she’d be Olivia Newton John-Newton John.
If Sondra Locke married Elliott Ness, then divorced him to marry Herman Munster,
she’d become Sondra Lock Ness Munster.
If Bea Arthur married Sting, she’d be Bea Sting!
If Liv Ullman married Judge Lance Ito, then divorced him and marry
Jerry Mathers, she’d be Liv Ito Beaver!
If Snoop Doggy Dogg married Winnie The Pooh, he’d be Snoop Doggy Dogg Pooh.
If Woody Allen married Natalie Wood, divorced her and married Gregory Peck,
divorced him and married Ben Hur, he’d be Woody Wood Peck Hur!
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a GREAT THURSDAY people, stay safe, and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁
q u o t e s o f t h e d a y
“Everyone thinks of changing the world, but no one
thinks of changing himself.” -Leo Tolstoy
“Play to your strengths. If you aren’t great at something,
do more of what you’re great at.” -Jason Lemkin
“You build on failure. You use it as a stepping stone. Close the
door on the past. You don’t try to forget the mistakes, but you
don’t dwell on it. You don’t let it have any of your energy, or any
of your time, or any of your space.” -Johnny Cash
“Things change. And friends leave. Life doesn’t
stop for anybody.” – Stephen Chobsky
“Every great dream begins with a dreamer. Always remember,
you have within you the strength, the patience, and the passion
to reach for the stars to change the world.” -Harriet Tubman
“Times and conditions change so rapidly that we must keep our
aim constantly focused on the future.” -Walt Disney
Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
A man goes to consult a specialist about his medical problem. After the visit the
man asks, “How much do I owe you?”
“My fee is five hundred dollars,” replies the physician.
“Five hundred dollars? That’s impossible. No one charges that much!”
“In your case,” the doctor replies, “I suppose I could adjust my fee to three hundred.”
“Three hundred dollars? For one visit? Ridiculous.”
“Well, then, could you afford two hundred?”
“Who has that kind of money?”
“Look, replies the doctor,” growing irritated, “Just give me a hundred and get out of my office, okay?”
“I can give you fifty,” says the man. “Take it or leave it.”
“I don’t understand you,” says the doctor. “Why did you come to the most expensive
doctor in New York if you have no money?”
“Listen, Doctor,” says the patient, “When it comes to my health, nothing is too good!” 😳
Wednesday’s’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? “
“Verbal ability is a highly overrated thing in a guy, and it’s our pathetic need for it that gets us into so much trouble.”
Answer: Sleepless in Seattle!
Driving to her fiancé’s parents’ house on Christmas Eve, Annie hears Sam talking about the loss of his wife on a radio help show. Annie becomes obsessed with the notion that this man might be the man for her, and is egged on by her boss, Becky. After Annie writes a letter to Sam, she throws it out in disgust, but Becky rescues it and sends it off. The reply is written by Sam’s young son (although Annie and Becky don’t know this), and so is not very sophisticated, but Becky manages to rationalize her way around that one.
Thursday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from???
“I don’t understand. All my life I’ve been waiting for someone, and when I find her she…she’s a fish!”
Wednesday’s Quizzler is….
Can you determine which common word is represented by this image?
Thursday’s Quizzler is…….
What phrase is represented by the following?
IQ of someone = 140 > IQs of: (grizzly + black + polar) / 3 = 100
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