Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!


NinetiesSpeak/AdverSpeak…PART ONE…

Alpha Geek: The most knowledgeable, technically proficient person in an office or work
group. “Ask Larry, he’s the alpha geek around here.”

Assmosis: The process by which some people seem to absorb success and advancement
by kissing up to the boss rather than working hard.

Blamestorming: Sitting around in a group discussing why a deadline was missed or a
project failed, and who was responsible.

Body Nazis: Hard-core exercise and weight-lifting fanatics who look down on anyone
who doesn’t work out obsessively.

Chainsaw Consultant: An outside expert brought in to reduce the employee headcount,
leaving the top brass with clean hands.

Chips And Salsa: Chips =3D hardware, salsa =3D software. “Well, first we gotta figure
out if the problem’s in your chips or your salsa.”

Cube Farm: An office filled with cubicles.

Dancing Baloney: Little animated GIFs and other Web F/X that are useless and serve simply
to impress clients. “This page is kinda dull. Maybe a little dancing baloney will help.”

Depotphobia: Fear associated with entering a Home Depot because of how much money one
might spend. Electronics geeks experience Shackophobia.

Ego Surfing: Scanning the Net, databases, print media and so on, looking for references to one’s own name.

Flight Risk: Used to describe employees who are suspected of planning to leave a company or department soon.

Generica: Features of the American landscape that are exactly the same no matter where one is.
“We were so lost in generica, I actually forgot what city we were in.”

Going Postal: Euphemism for being totally stressed out, for losing it. Makes reference to the
unfortunate track record of postal employees who have snapped and gone on shooting rampages.

That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a GREAT WEEKEND people, stay safe, and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁

q u o t e s o f t h e d a y

“According to a list by ‘Business Insider,’ Washington University in St. Louis is the
college with the best food. While the college with the worst food is the
Olive Garden’s culinary institute.” -Seth Meyers

“A family cleaning out their grandparents’ attic in Florida found a wooden box containing
a mummified pirate’s hand on a map with gold coins. A treasure chest full of gold pirate
coins may be cool, but do you know what I have in my attic? Family heirlooms and pictures
of all my loved ones – and isn’t that the real treasure? No, no it isn’t. The real treasure is a
treasure chest full of gold pirate coins.” -James Corden

“Pope Francis is now telling married couples to have children, because only having pets could
lead to anger or bitterness in old age. As opposed to having kids, which leads to anger
AND bitterness in old age.” -Jimmy Fallon

Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
Dewey was having a lot of difficulty in French class. To encourage him, his teacher said,
“You’ll know you’re really beginning to get it when you start dreaming in French.”
Dewey ran into class all excited one day, saying, “Teacher, teacher! I had a dream last
night and everyone was talking in French!”
“Great!” said the teacher; “what were they saying?”
“I don’t know,” Dewey replied; “I couldn’t understand a word of it.” 😳

Thursday’s’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? “
“I don’t understand. All my life I’ve been waiting for someone, and when I find her she…she’s a fish!”

Answer: Splash!
She saved his life when they were younger, when he fell overboard and she kept him from drowning. Years later she came looking for him. He fell in love with her almost immediately, and so is very distressed to learn that even knowing that is she a mermaid, he is unable to stop loving her.

Friday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from???
“You go out, wave your cap and give the people a thrill.”
“Why don’t you get an organ grinder? I could do a little dance.”
“If your knees are up for it, go ahead.”

Thursday’s Quizzler is….​
What phrase is represented by the following?

IQ of someone = 140 > IQs of: (grizzly + black + polar) / 3 = 100

Answer: smarter than the average bear
“IQ” is an abbreviation for “intelligence quotient”.
The words “grizzly”, “black”, and “polar” refer to types of bears.
The person’s IQ (140) is greater than the average of the three bears’ IQs (100),
thus making him/her smarter than the average bear.

Friday’s Quizzler is…….
What is represented by the following?

Hit. Der.

LOOK for answers to today’s quizzlers in MONDAY’S Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers & Teases! 😎 Like this newsletter? Want to receive it daily? Also, if you are on the list and do not want to continue to receive this email and would like your name removed from this distribution list, please send an email to the Eucman at,


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