WELCOME to FRIDAY SEPTEMBER 2, 2022
Here’s The Story…
Early one evening a gentleman scuttled out to his garage and pulled the lawn furniture out onto the driveway. Shortly after followed the lawnmower, a few gardening tools and a bicycle.
A curious neighbor wandered over and asked if he was going to have a garage sale.
“No,” replied the gentleman, “my son just bought his first car and right now he’s getting ready for a big date. He’ll be taking the car out soon to pick up the girl.”
“So what’s with all the stuff?” asked the neighbor.
“Well, after years of moving tricycles, toys and sports equipment out of the way every time I came home from work, I wanted to make sure the driveway was ready for him.”
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a GREAT LABOR DAY WEEKEND people, stay safe, and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁
q u o t e s o f t h e d a y
“Today is Thursday. Or what I like to call
on Friday, ‘yesterday.'” -Jimmy Fallon
“Astronomers at NASA are saying that they discovered a new Earth-like planet that’s only 4.2 light years away. I know, I reacted the exact same way as you did. I don’t know how far that is either.” -James Corden
“KFC has come out with a sunscreen that makes you smell like fried chicken. Of course if you want to smell like KFC, you could just ride around in any single guy’s car.” -Conan O’Brien
Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
Did you know you can find the sex of an ant by putting it in water?
If it sinks: girl ant.
If it floats: boy ant. 😳
Thursday’s’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? “
“Man! That’s tasty!”
“That’s 100% pinot noir. Single vineyard. They don’t even make it any more.”
This movie tells the story of Miles (Paul Giamatti) and Jack (Thomas Haden Church), who set off on a weeklong road trip through California’s wine country. Miles is a depressed, divorced, high school English teacher who is very knowledgeable about wine, and Jack is a small-time actor who apparently has never met a woman he didn’t like.
The friends they meet, the situations they get into and their discussions of relationships make this a very entertaining movie. In this scene Jack has just opened a bottle of Champagne in the car at the start of their trip and says line one. Miles responds with line two.
Friday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from???
“You’re gonna fit right in. Everyone in here is innocent, you know that? Heywood, what you in here for?”
“Didn’t do it.”
Thursday’s Quizzler is….
For those of you who never played Might and Magic (a computer game), the Vowel-less Knights would always say something without vowels. It was up to you, the player, to figure out what they were saying. In their tradition, what are these famous quotes?
1) Spk sftl nd crr bg stck.
2) gv hm th whl nn yrds!
3) Nvr hv s fw gvn s mch fr s mn.
Answer: 1) Speak softly and carry a big stick.
Bonus: Theodore Roosevelt.
2) I gave him the whole nine yards!
Bonus: Fighter pilots would say this when they shot all 27 feet of ammunition at one target.
3) Never have so few given so much for so many.
Bonus: Winston Churchill, praising the British fighter pilots who won the Battle of Britain.
Friday’s Quizzler is…….
Insert the word from group B into the empty spaces in group A.
- Ta__ _ _ __ry
- K__ _ _ __en
- D__ _ _ __le
- S__ _ _ __et
- T__ _ _ __t
LOOK for answers to today’s quizzlers in TUESDAY’S Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers & Teases! 😎 Like this newsletter? Want to receive it daily? Also, if you are on the list and do not want to continue to receive this email and would like your name removed from this distribution list, please send an email to the Eucman at Eucstraman@hotmail.com., https://dailyjokesquotesquizzlersandteases.wordpress.com/
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