Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!

WELCOME to THURSDAY SEPTEMBER 8, 2022

Here’s The Story….
In my English-as-a-second-language class, I explained the difference between a watch and a clock.
I told the students that when it was a large timepiece on a wall and not attached to your body, it was
called a clock. When it was worn on your body, it was called a watch.
A few days later we had a power outage, and our classroom clocks had not been reset. I asked Luis,
who was wearing a wristwatch, for the time. Luis looked at his wrist, and then confidently
announced, “It is exactly ten o’watch.”

That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a GREAT THURSDAY people, stay safe, and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁

q u o t e s o f t h e d a y

A friend had a waitressing position open at his diner and asked job seekers to fill
out an application. Under “Salary Expected,” a woman wrote “Friday.”

The highlight of our zoo trip was a peacock showing off its plumage. My four-year-old
son was particularly taken with it. That evening, he couldn’t wait to tell his father:
“Dad, guess what! I saw a Christmas tree come out of a chicken!”

Driving in Ohio, we spotted a sign that read, “Wildlife Refuge.” Seeing a dead deer
lying in front of it, my husband shook his head. “He almost made it.”

Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
My brother Scott brought over a photo album of his camping trip. One picture
showed a brown bear helping itself to his food. “What kind of bear is that?” I asked.
“It’s called a Kodiak,” Scott replied.
“Oh, yeah?” my husband Keith shot back. “And I suppose those
white ones in the Arctic are called Polaroids.” 😳

Wednesday’s’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? “
“I don’t know how you’re holding up, but everything is just beautiful.”
“Yeah, we put on a great funeral here.”
“Maybe I’ll have mine here.”
“Well we give first priority to those who kill themselves in one of our bathrooms.”

Answer: The Big Chill!
A group of college friends reunite at the funeral of one of their group who committed suicide. Over the weekend they become reacquainted with each other, and with themselves, as they take a hard look at where their lives have taken them. This dialogue occurred early in the movie, when the mourners had gone to Harold and Sarah’s house for refreshments after the funeral. Lawrence Kasdan directed this amazing movie that starred Tom Berenger, Glenn Close, Kevin Kline, Jeff Goldblum, William Hurt, Mary Kay Plaice and Meg Tilly.

Thursday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from???
“To call you stupid would be an insult to stupid people. I’ve known sheep who could outwit you.
I’ve worn dresses with higher IQs. But you think you’re an intellectual, don’t you ape?”
“Apes don’t read philosophy.”
“Yes they do, they just don’t understand it!”

Wednesday’s Quizzler is….
In this teaser you are required to find a word relating to mathematics hiding in
consecutive letters within each sentence. Have fun!

Example:

“They knew that they had done the wrong thing.”

Answer: ADD located in: “…hAD Done…”

The governor gave the budget a cut everywhere possible.
It is rumored that Capri men often marry Naples women.
He drove his new Mustang entirely too recklessly.
Groucho and Harpo were two of the Marx brothers.

Answer: 1. ACUTE (A CUT Everywhere)

PRIME (CaPRI MEn)
TANGENT (MusTANG ENTirely)
POWER (HarPO WERe)

Thursday’s Quizzler is…….
What do all the words in this list have in common?

Lead
Sow
Bass
Wind
Tear
Object

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